Ask the teacher if you can move. It works 99% of the time.

YDI

I wonder if the kid asks bisexuals if they have half feelings. If he is dumb enough not to know gay people have feelings, then he is dumb enough to ask that.

Did you consider just answering the question? He may have simply grown up in a family that never taught him anything about homosexuals and therefore doesn't understand them. You could have used that moment to teach him in a respectable manner but instead chose to be a dick about it.

not very different from the people who believe that gingers have no souls.

I thought homophobes had already plumbed the depths of stupidity and insensitivity already, thanks to all these supposedly Christian anti-sex "morality" groups like AFA, FRC, and NOM. Clearly, there is always, always someone who can take their insensitive ******* and raise them a blithering idiot. I'm sorry you have to sit near this moron, OP.

Wow! People are such idiots sometimes!!!!!! I'm sorry OP

Ask the teacher if you can be moved due to irreconcilable personality differences.

Do they?

Well tell him you do amd also have the power to slide down rainbows and collect gold pots from leprechauns