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By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML

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By SAM - 05/08/2018 09:00 - United States

Today, my dad gave me his old camera. I got home and eagerly turned it on to start using it. I was greeted by a photo of my father drunk, smiling, naked, and covered in peanut butter. FML

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By Falling off the wagon - 09/11/2013 13:20 - United Kingdom - Brighton

Today, my uncle gave me a very expensive bottle of champagne at a celebratory family event. We were celebrating me spending 1 year sober. FML

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By CK95 - 01/01/2015 23:02 - United States

Today, I woke up after a night of New Year's Eve partying. I remember the night going great. What I don't remember is laying naked in the shower while my girlfriend ran water over my body to make me feel better. I also made my own funeral plans because I was convinced I was going to die. FML

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By vanorav - 18/03/2012 02:41 - United States - Santa Clarita

Today, I walked into the kitchen to eat some breakfast. I got a full visual of my drunk neighbor dancing naked in my backyard. FML

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By Vlad - 21/11/2018 13:30

Today, my uncle is on vacation with his friend, who sent us a video of their hotel room. He captured a glimpse of my uncle in the shower. Naked. This can't be unseen. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2009 04:55 - United States

Today, I went back home. My drunk mother was screaming at my drunk step-dad about a fight that happened four years ago. My little sister was looking in the mirror practicing her "orgasm face", while the neighbors were dancing outside, coked out and naked. FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 16:43 - United States - Erie

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

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By batsu - 27/01/2012 06:48 - Canada

Today, I made a drunken bet with friends that I could pour lighter fluid on my hands, light it, and shake it out before I got burned. I lost. FML

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By always-the-responsible-one - 03/01/2010 08:42 - Canada

Today, I just spent half an hour cleaning up my little brother's puke after he got drunk for the first time. All the people who bought him drinks are still out partying and having a good time, while all I can smell is whiskey, Chinese food, and whatever else was in his stomach. FML

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elinhjortskull 7

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:09

He's sexy and he knows it.

GoWithTheFro 10

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:07

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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chuvilight 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:36

Why were you even staring? Is he hot or something?

ljcarranza 16

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:40

eww rubbing in where?? lol but Jo really you should have looked away after 2 seconds...you may have a problem

afulks78 11

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:45

Sexy !

damonlover_nikki 0

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:47

Ummmm wtf

Dannyfacee 6

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:49

At least he was having fun.

meeeaner_th 16

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:54

How come you didnt just go to a different room? :L

Xquisite1 28

Sunday 1 January 2012 12:56

It puts the oil on its skin......

underguarded 20

Sunday 1 January 2012 13:02

That's how you get some extra virgins in your life.

brick_man33 14

Sunday 1 January 2012 13:03

Was he too sexy for his shirt?

elenarox 1

Sunday 1 January 2012 13:08

ahahah 37, u made my day/year :D

THE_A_TEEN 27

Sunday 1 January 2012 13:15

Unless you live close to the international date line, it's going to be a boring year for you. Have a nice 2012...

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