By Scarred4Life - 01/01/2012 06:18 - United States

Today, the last few seconds of my 2011 was spent staring at my drunk, naked uncle pouring olive oil over himself and rubbing it in. FML
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GoWithTheFro 10

Well, at least it's been a memorable year.

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BrianAlarcon 0

Happy new year !(x

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zoe768532 1

So when people ask you how 2011 was you're gonnna remember him oh don't you just love family

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FYLDeep 25

That's only sexy when a girl does it. And typically it's KY Jelly that's used. And then they usually wrestle.

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JulieMarie87 7

Kinda depends on the girl.. but it's sexy on guys too.. if they have muscles..

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Pufferfish78 5

Better if it's edible ;)

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peacefully84 19

YDI for not looking away, fleeing in terror, gouging out your eyes, doing something other than watching that.

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FYLDeep 25

Yeah, even watching Lady Gaga look like a ******* idiot on TV while the ball dropped would have been better than this.

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THE_A_TEEN 27

Gouging out your eyes is too extreme for this situation. This option only applies when you see what op saw and the most disgusting/horrifying videos on the internet.

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Sanch101 7

Being from the UK all the talk of the ball dropping sounds like puberty to me. ;)

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intothecrypt 3

Is that because Britain only has one ball?

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Sanch101 7

That was Hitler (old WWII joke)

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EarAcheMyEYE10 2

And you didn't kill yourself!!??? this is a good thing... you survived and you're not blind either!!!

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kdahrouj 6

Twenty three, haha is it healthy for the skin?

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