Health: Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave...

By msassy - 19/05/2012 02:46 - United States - Lexington

Today, the "My body is beautiful" t-shirt that my therapist gave me didn't fit. FML

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By mookiemookie01 - 27/03/2014 22:34

Today, after years of frustration, I got a t-shirt printed that says, "I am a girl". FML

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By joe - 19/11/2012 03:13 - United States - Ellicott City

Today, I bought a new armband to hold my iPhone while working out so I can listen to music and I was excited to start getting in shape. Unfortunately, when I tried it on, my arm was too big and it didn't fit. FML

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By boudinette - 15/04/2015 10:14 - France - Saint-martin-d'heres

Today, I received the beautiful dress I'd ordered on the internet. It's a size smaller than my usual, just to encourage me to lose weight. I managed to fit into it and wear it all day, but I've now been struggling for a couple of hours to remove it without tearing it to bits. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/12/2015 02:07 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, my friend insisted I wear her brand new hoodie for the day. When I gave it back after a few hours, she said she just needed it stretched and couldn't find someone fatter to stretch it for her. FML

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By bannana0zoom - 03/03/2012 08:06 - Canada

Today, it's my birthday. My mom got me a gym membership and a bunch of clothes that are a few sizes too small. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/08/2020 23:01

Today, after losing 20 pounds, I decided to purchase new clothes. All of the clothes at the store were still too small for me. FML

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By XLhottie - 06/06/2009 06:48 - United States

Today, I was at Target trying on swimsuits. I tried on a medium bottom and was so excited because it fit perfectly even though I've gained a few pounds. My self-esteem was at an all-time high until my mom told me I could never fit into a medium. I rechecked the tag. It was an extra large. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2014 16:59 - Egypt

Today, my non-English-speaking grandma bought me a new t-shirt. It would've been sweet if it didn't have the word "bondage" written on the back in pretty, bold letters. I had no choice but to wear it while we went shopping. FML

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By arrogantlondon - 16/04/2009 04:11 - United States

Today, I went shopping with my friend. The store was having a special where if you spend over $75 you receive a free T-shirt. I paid for my items and my total was over $75. The salesman didn't hand me a shirt so I asked him for one. He looks at me and says "I'm sorry, we only have Mediums." FML

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By mmromig - 08/02/2011 14:46 - United States

Today, my therapist told me that I need to do something different with my hair. Then I paid her. FML

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Saturday 19 May 2012 12:12

Haha the irony

BandWagonGuy 8

Saturday 19 May 2012 12:35

You've been pretty cruel lately.... You having some bad days??

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ICastillo 24

Saturday 19 May 2012 14:51

Not to be mean but take it as a hint and start exercising.

ICastillo 24

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:02

Or just get a bigger size shirt haha simple solution.

smydiwannafthata 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:29

Yaht was the whole point. When it fits, it will be beautiful. So, exercise. Unless, of course, your weight is due to some sort of illness or disorder. Then FYL. Else, go to gym instead of therapists.

laden_swallow09 34

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:38

One doesnt /need/ to go to a gym to get exercise. Just move your body! Walk. Jog. Run. Bend. Stretch. Cycle. Lift. Push. Pull. Jump. Punch. Kick. Kneel. Skip. Squat. Hula-hoop. Sex. Twist. Throw. Spin. Wrestle. Dance. Just MOVE! :)

TheyCallMeDamien 17

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:47

Life's little ironies.

sammyluvspugs 4

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:56

Ask for a bigger size...???

juststoptalking 6

Saturday 19 May 2012 15:59

Any body else not see "my" and read that as the rapist??

Ge0rger0kz 5

Saturday 19 May 2012 16:18

Maybe you're just too sexy for that shirt.

mmmgmatt 4

Saturday 19 May 2012 17:26

Maybe that was the point

groupleader 7

Saturday 19 May 2012 17:40

Was it "the rapist" or "therapist" because one shouldn't care if your body was beautiful or not and the other would do you anyway ;) maybe they like your boobs squished into a nice tight shirt.