Miscellaneous: Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak...

By oh well - 10/03/2015 13:27 - United States

Today, the only birthday present I got was a gift card to a steak house. Not a bad gift, but I'm a vegan. FML

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By Weirdo - 06/12/2011 22:20 - United States

Today, my family took me to a steak house. I went for an eight minute bathroom break, coming back to an empty table. They ordered dessert, and left me the bill. I'm a vegetarian, and it's my birthday. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/08/2019 16:00 - United Kingdom - Thornbury

Today, the only "Happy birthday!" I got was from the cake I bought for myself. FML

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How can I make this about me?

By Anonymous - 04/02/2022 18:01

Today, it's my birthday. My wife took me to my favorite restaurant for dinner. She made me pay for my birthday dinner, along with hers. She also got me a gift card to HER favorite store. FML

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Grateful

By Anonymous - 21/04/2023 06:00 - Australia - Taren Point

Today, it's the day after my birthday. My boyfriend got me nothing. Nor did he do anything for me for Valentine's Day. Whereas I got him an $85 game for his birthday, planned a surprise visit to his family so he could see them and his pets, and spent all day Valentine's Day making the house spotless, as well as cakes. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/05/2009 20:09 - United States

Today, for my birthday, I got a Big Mac. FML

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Ham-fisted attempt

By HamHanded - 10/03/2017 09:17

Today, my loving but absent-minded father gave me a packet of ham for my birthday, which would be pretty shit even if I hadn't been a strict vegetarian for the last 27 years. FML

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By Milly - 23/05/2018 05:00

Today, it's my birthday, and my coworkers gave me a $75 gift card to a restaurant chain near my house. Later in the evening, I found out the chain of restaurants abruptly closed. All of them. FML

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By michellenKG - 23/01/2012 05:05 - United States

Today, it's my birthday. The only thing I got was a coupon for a couples acupuncture session from my sister. I'm single and have an extreme fear of needles. FML

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By Bestbirthday - 12/07/2016 01:04 - United States - Bastrop

Today, my parents were supposed to take me out to eat for my birthday, but since their favorite child wasn't with us, I instead got a mini order of tots from Sonic as my birthday meal/present. FML

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Grumpy git

By Anonymous - 03/05/2022 02:00

Today, it's my husband's birthday. I tried to buy him a new computer game, to which he complained. I cooked him steak and his favorite cake, and got him another nice gift instead. Hours later, his online friends bought him a new game and it was the only time I saw him genuinely smile. FML

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danceinconverse 25

Tuesday 10 March 2015 18:22

Wow, hope it was a mis-steak.

devildog562 33

Tuesday 10 March 2015 18:18

Sell it and buy a vegetable plant or something you like.

Comments

PussySlay3r69 9

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:14

Check out this video on YouTube: http://youtu.be/PsncQLl1Elc

pete9913 23

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:40

Salad, no meat, cheese or croutons? of course you don't have to pay steakhouse prices for that.

thejonac 21

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:49

it was the thought that counted ?

drmann 7

Tuesday 10 March 2015 23:54

Meat is murder!! Delicious delicious murder!

gintwinsmoore 20

Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:14

that was cruel!

Aurora25 29

Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:25

So you only eat dust...

TisAPenguin 16

Wednesday 11 March 2015 0:46

YDI for being vegan. And before anyone freaks out, I'm kidding. More steak for me ;)

jmoul18 12

Wednesday 11 March 2015 1:04

So, steakhouses sell vegetarian options too.

Parvati48 15

Wednesday 11 March 2015 1:55

I'm sure they have soups and salads that you can actually eat there too. Happy Belated Birthday OP! :)

cdawgtate 9

Wednesday 11 March 2015 2:11

Sell it

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