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By anon - 15/10/2012 19:00 - United States - Poquoson

Today, the power went out at school. If it's out for more than twenty minutes, standard procedure is to let us go home. They came back on almost nineteen minutes later. FML

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By Samuel - 21/05/2010 19:12 - Canada

Today, I woke up to find my power was out. After taking a shower in the dark and being unable to make myself lunch, my power came on two minutes before I had to leave for school. FML

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By KCHS - 11/12/2014 18:20 - United States

Today, the power went out at school. As a senior, I don't show up until third period. When I got there, I signed in as usual. The office secretary waited until I signed in to tell me that if I hadn't, I wouldn't have to attend classes that day. Now I have to sit in class doing nothing. FML

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By AstonBrown - 15/06/2016 17:53 - United States - Cleveland

Today, a strong storm knocked the power out at our office. I was dismissed five hours early, had my desk locked up and was walking toward the doors to leave when the power came back on. FML

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By boop snoop - 01/09/2019 16:00 - United States

Today, the power at work was out. This would be fine, if they didn’t make me stay for another hour to wait for it to come back on in the Texas heat. FML

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By OhDeary - 01/08/2011 20:18 - United States

Today, our power went out due to some severe storms. My daughter, who is 18, asked me why the lights on the car still worked. FML

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By James - 08/02/2016 22:55 - United Kingdom - Sheffield

Today, the power in my village went out. This caused the back-up battery powered alarm to go off. Nobody in the house even knew our alarm worked, let alone how to make it stop. It's been going off for over an hour now. FML

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By FUCKING POWER - 02/11/2013 21:41 - United States - Wixom

Today, there was a power outage at my apartment. I ended up deciding that the power wasn't going to come on any time soon, and that I should go to a hotel for the night. Just after I unpacked at the hotel, my neighbor called to say the power had come back. FML

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By thenerd - 24/03/2021 02:00

Today, I was doing an online live exam with the camera on when the power suddenly went out. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/04/2021 21:30

Today, I had one minute to go before a team meeting from my work, a blackout occurred in my block. The outage lasted an hour. The meeting was about 40 minutes long. FML

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By idiot bro - 06/07/2014 18:04 - United States - Brunswick

Today, after a power outage at my house, my 14-year-old brother was genuinely confused as to why our flashlights still worked if we had no electricity. FML

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Monday 15 October 2012 22:46

Damn that's unlucky..

lollovelife0304 3

Monday 15 October 2012 22:47

That sucks, getting out of school early is always fun. Too bad.

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greatfirstdate 18

Tuesday 16 October 2012 3:00

Boo ******* hoo, OP

IronCOG117SR 4

Tuesday 16 October 2012 4:14

My schools power went out for an hour and fifteen minutes and we had to stay.

TheGothGamerGirl 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 4:18

Happened to me too :L

KiddNYC1O 20

Tuesday 16 October 2012 4:57

More than enough time for a quickie!

vladimirnabokov 15

Tuesday 16 October 2012 5:08

A minute off and they didn't let you out still? Tough.

collegecutie 5

Tuesday 16 October 2012 5:29

This must be somebody from the hickory or great bridge part of VA. it happened alllll the time

greeneyebeauty9 28

Tuesday 16 October 2012 5:57

No good comes from things that happen in the dark....

mfayem 15

Tuesday 16 October 2012 6:19

Today, I had to sit at school and get a free education. fml

alexanicole9 1

Tuesday 16 October 2012 6:53

Same shit happened to me freshman year haha

luminos77 3

Tuesday 16 October 2012 7:18

Oh whine whine whine

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