By mortenp - 22/09/2011 04:44 - United States

Today, the shy girl in my class decided to bring a cake to share with everyone, since it was her birthday. Excited about the cake, I got everybody to sing "happy birthday" for her, only to realize too late that nobody in the class know her name, myself included. FML
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Skulll 13

Aw i could imagine how awkward that would be for her:(

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GigaPudding_fml 24

"Happy birthday dear... "cake girl", happy birthday to you!"

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perdix 29

Mulva? Delores? In the song, just stick in "you-ooh" and move on. Hey, why didn't she have her name on the cake?

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zombicidal 11

and they rhyme with parts of the female anatomy (Seinfeld joke)

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TheLetterZero 7

Knows* YDI for missing a letter, you horrible person! That's a disgusting thing to do!

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jas78cool 0

Atleast everyone knows her name now.... Think positive :)

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spd2fst4u 5

That poor girl... :-(

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gemno333 8

Wow dude. That's just mean. Ya take cake from someone you don't know the name of and probably didn't even know what kind of person she could have been. It could've of been a cake full of laxitives as a prank but from it sounds like the girl wanted to make friends. Doesn't your teacher do role call or something?

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Mach10 0

FYL? How about the girl who's greatest fears pretty much came true--before she even blew out the candles? You have a LOT of Karma to make up for, you self-centered bitch. You can START by apologizing, and making an effort to know this person.

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amit93 4

Today i brought a cake to class because it was my birthday. Everyone was singing happy birthday but nobody knew what my name was. FML

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fallingstarsxox 8

So true they only think of themselves that poor girl I feel for her :(

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fallingstarsxox 8

N at the same time he pity's himself ******

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LilaBear 1

I don't understand this. Do american schools have freaking huge classes or something? When I was in highschool our classes were generally between 20 and 25 students, depending on the subject, and even if we weren't exactly friends with everyone in the class, we at least knew everybody's name, even if it was just from the teacher doing roll-call or calling on students in class or something. And generally at the start of the year each teacher would make a point of finding out who is who in the class, don't you pay attention when that happens?

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catatonicsleep 17

'class' can mean either the group you learn, for example ,biology with or everyone in your grade... People saying that had a class of 500 are reffering to their grade not individual subject classes

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that_is_Nathy 9

Oh how nice of you to sin g her a song just because you wanted a piece of cake. And how sad for you, that you have to live with the embbaressment of not knowing her name. /irony off You're a whiny bitch and I feel sorry for the girl to have that self-centered and "classy" class mates

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yummylicious 5

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear-- cake girl? Happy birthday to you.

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