By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML
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bekahshae 0

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

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ursonotknowin 6

awwww. :( sry, girl. that man was seriously a creeper. but at least u have a nice enough ass to randomly give some guy a boner ;)

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suckituppunk 0

xD probably the most action that guy has ever had. ****** shove him really hard or tell him to turn around or there's gunna be some problems...

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bossladybodega 0

that really sucks. but i definitely knew this happened in New York before i even read the location

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Sophia93 0

because of the crowded train right

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snzmky 0

I signed up for FML just to post on this comment because you people pissed me off so much. To all those assholes saying YDI for not taking a cab, screw you. Have you ever BEEN to Manhattan? Do you know how expensive that shit is?? Not to mention you're just as likely to get perved on by your creepy driver. A bus or subway: 2 dollars A cab: 2.50 minimum fee, stuck in traffic for ungodly amounts of time, have to tip the cabbie, and pay out the ass. That said, you deserve it for not riding your bike or walking. The subway is for loser people.

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TotalPandamonium 2

Much like it may have been too expensive to pay a cab. It may have been too far to walk and the person might not have a bike.

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menschmaschine5 0

Usually a 20 minute subway ride is more like an hour long walk, and a fairly long bike ride as well. What if she was on the train longer than 20 minutes? Going to another Borough maybe? That's not very doable on foot unless you're in no hurry at all.

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plexico 3

You should have inched forward then backward, then forward, then backward, then forward, then backward, then forward, that's it! Keep it going. You could have helped him take care of that erection. Where are people's sense of civic duty and care for one's fellow man?

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DunHassleDuhHoff 0

I know; humanity has gone to the *****. Remember when you could get layed just by falling asleep on the bus? That was when decent people still existed

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jessxoxo28 5

ugh, thats disgusting. im not a huge fan of the subway =S

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turbosexophonic 0

YDI for grinding yer ass on his dick. even ray charles saw that coming :|

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crin89 0

Ugh, that happened to me at a gig once. I managed to get right to the front but it was pretty crowded, and the guy behind me had a huge boner. The really worrying thing, though, was that he was not so much jumping (like everyone else) as thrusting... :/

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