I was there this summer in New York for vacation. Subway was my main transportationn but thing it, I had to agree that it was full of people in the Q and N train.

You couldn't have turned sideways to expose the side of your leg instead? ^^; (Less unpleasant.) And/or given him a death glare of enough intensity to make the offending parts wither away? .....if all else fails, a nice cloud of pepper spray in a crowded subway succeeds at both getting rid of the issue and also produces hilarious results, but that might be my Tyler Durden side speaking. XD (I don't guarantee you won't be lynched, but it will be an exciting subway trip. XD)

Dude whatever Lol. If you really couldn't move away, tell everyone to move and that your stop is coming up and get out and wait for the next one (hell, I'd wait an hour not to have that on me for 20 minutes).

#52, its $2.25. Just wanted to clear that up :)

I think the comments totally enhanced this FML. But #50 has my vote. Cab, bike, walk, drive, those might not have been options. Taking another train, or getting off and catching another, might not have been possible either. If the train is packed, it might have just skipped some stations, especially during rush hour when most people get off at specific stops. When she says he can move, she probably means he could have turned and faced the door/wall because he was up against it. You might have liked it, he probably did. You could have said something out loud. Helped him along, made it worse, plenty of suggestions here.

you essentially gave the guy a lap dance before he got hard, and it's his fault? YDI idiot.

This depends. If there's no traffic, a cab ride is quicker. Though it's always more expensive. I'd put the estimate more at $15.00 though.

eww, he could've been an old guy :(

Sheesh, a lot of people want sandwiches. Next time to go McDonald's.

O this sounds like a good porno movie