Transportation: Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my...

By grossgross - 26/09/2009 18:21 - United States

Today, the subway was extremely crowded and I ended up with my butt in a man's crotch. I kept trying to inch away or turn a different way, but there was no room. He could have turned to face the doors, but didn't. He got an erection. I was on there with him for 20 minutes. FML

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By needanewride - 16/11/2012 02:40 - United States - Newton Center

Today, I took a crowded train home. I was holding on to the rail when an old man started rubbing his crotch across my hand. I moved my hand but he moved too and kept doing it. When I moved my hand higher, he started licking it. I had to wait ten minutes for the next stop. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anon - 13/03/2009 04:00 - United States

Today, I was on the subway. I have fairly serious OCD, so I avoided holding the poles or handles. All the seats were taken, so I leaned against a wall. At the next stop, an obese, sweaty man got on and grabbed the two poles around me, effectively hugging me. My shirt was wet when he left. FML

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By Groped - 02/04/2011 00:45 - United States

Today, I gave up my seat on the subway for an elderly man. He thanked me by grabbing my ass. FML

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Perv!

By Thithien1 - 01/04/2009 06:07 - Korea Republic of

Today, I was on a crowded subway going home. My trousers were a bit dusty so I tried to dust myself off. As I was slapping the side of my leg I missed and hit a woman behind me in the ass. She called me a pervert and walked off. Everyone stared at me. It takes 40 minutes to get home. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By bridezilla - 05/07/2009 04:12 - Canada

Today, I was on a train when an old man standing next to me very obviously checked me out, caught my eye, and winked. He spent the next five minutes rubbing his penis against my leg. When I turned to tell him off, the train lurched, and the old man fell face first into my breasts. FML

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By WhatsThatSmell - 25/02/2011 13:25 - Australia

Today, I took a busy train into the city. I was lucky enough to get a seat. People were forced to stand in the aisle in front of me, and the person directly opposite me, whose butt was level with my head farted in my face. Twice. FML

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By fmylifebad - 29/04/2009 10:12 - United States

Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML

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By M.L. - 06/09/2009 21:09 - United States

Today, I went on a busy train. I packed myself in close to a very good looking woman and, too scared to say anything, looked out the window. After feeling a hand on my ass, I assumed it was her. To not ruin the moment, I didn't look back. After a few stops, I looked back. It was an old man. FML

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bekahshae 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:11

After you got off, you should have said, "Now that'll be twenty dollars."

lucaso86 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 23:04

YAY for creepy boners

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ban4023 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 17:31

you should have turned nd kneed him

wappit 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:16

You have my sympathy, but think about it! your ass winds up in a guys crotch, and then for 20 minutes you describe how you try and turn and inch away. The guy was probably standing there, and from his perspective, had a woman thrust her ass into his crotch, and then proceed to wiggle around on it for 20 minutes. Id probably get a boner too...

56578 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 19:42

Should of turned around and said that you were bloated and had cramps, and that you deeply apologize if you got blood on his pants - Your period was just so bad this week- and you're on your way out to get pads.

EveryDayJackAss 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 21:20

lol that guy is pretty lucky......but still, thats just downright creepy O.O

relaxnoghosts 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 23:11

hehem my bad :P

kisseshugsdrugs 5

Sunday 27 September 2009 23:22

ew this has happened to me before, only in ****** new york.

ImTheUser 0

Sunday 27 September 2009 23:51

only in America??? You should see crowded buses in Panama (Central America). Sometimes there are about 110 people in a 60 passengers bus Stop complaining!