Kids: Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered... - FML

By anonymous - 21/06/2010 12:21 - France

Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML

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tinybear93 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:08

what exactly is that?

SpotXSpot 5

Monday 21 June 2010 20:07

CAST IT INTO THE PITS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS ie burn it in the yard or somewhere convenient.

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nuejj 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:08

hahaha that sucks mann..

cmac86 23

Monday 21 June 2010 22:16

America introduced the vuvuzela to South Africa in the 90s. it's a plastic horn that we have at arena football games or hockey games or something. it's not bad in moderation, but 65,000+ of them constantly blowing is annoying as heck, especially on TV.

EinSteinFYL 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:25

We couldn't stick to tomatoes or puppies...

xelite8x 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:29

god those are terrible my friend got one n wouldn't stop using it fyl

RedMageZidane 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:38

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

curt77777 4

Wednesday 23 June 2010 8:05

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

xShortcakex 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:52

shortest fml i've seen in a while...also the most ****** op

sarazzprime 0

Monday 21 June 2010 22:55

oh shit! you have my sympathies!

Carolina_girl222 0

Monday 21 June 2010 23:16

that sucks op! take it when hes sleeping and get rid of it

dugumit 0

Monday 21 June 2010 23:37

well have him bend over and blow it up his ass.

wednesdeyy 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:08

BRFFFFFFFFFZZZZZZZZZZZZZSDFDLFL.EDRFVL

sahracrou 7

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:18

Hahaha loool your life sux! :D

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