Kids: Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered...

By anonymous - 21/06/2010 12:21 - France

Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML

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tinybear93 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:08

what exactly is that?

SpotXSpot 5

Monday 21 June 2010 20:07

CAST IT INTO THE PITS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS ie burn it in the yard or somewhere convenient.

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flexicano 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:19

Vuvuzelas are ayoba!!!

beonka255 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:30

70 #fail for trying to sound smart & not knowing what ur talking about haha but damn I'm sry, those are absolutely annoying! hope the ear plugs help some!! :)

ke59100 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:32

ahahahahaha omg that's so funny I'm so jealous!

MrDaggs 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 0:44

Haha xD, he'll be blowing that damn thing FOREVER.

giligorm 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 1:29

bzzzzzzzzz....

TheIrishJaneDoe 8

Tuesday 22 June 2010 2:13

Vuvuzela sounds like a sex toy. Or that nasty bottled pikachu scent for dudes O.O

lovelove24 1

Tuesday 22 June 2010 2:20

Uhhhhh, for the people who don't know what a vuvuzela is: http://tinyurl.com/26h267c Kthx

IrishRyan 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 2:31

I want one of those!!!!!

sneeze_watch 19

Tuesday 22 June 2010 2:32

I suggest pouring concrete into it.

yagurlteeteexoxo 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 2:57

never heard of that before. so no comment

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