Kids: Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered...

By anonymous - 21/06/2010 12:21 - France

Today, the Vuvuzela that my brother ordered online was delivered to our house. FML

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tinybear93 0

Monday 21 June 2010 19:08

what exactly is that?

SpotXSpot 5

Monday 21 June 2010 20:07

CAST IT INTO THE PITS OF HELL WHERE IT BELONGS ie burn it in the yard or somewhere convenient.

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Ang1 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 3:00

what the heck is that?

simple41 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 3:09

what the **** is a vuvuzela????

buggybeauty 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 3:55

jester613 had the right idea about "damage" during transit

Lac2501 2

Tuesday 22 June 2010 4:02

yeah truly FYL

blue_eyes4602 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 4:19

That really sucks. F everyone's life who is around him when he is using it.

RileyFerrari 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 5:07

I modded this.

meta_knight_486 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 5:12

BZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

michigan4life 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 5:46

awesome

Samko_chan 5

Tuesday 22 June 2010 5:47

LOL I like to refer to those as the ambient sound of live soccer.

bliingblurr 0

Tuesday 22 June 2010 6:06

I have one to annoy my boyfriend:) He's avoiding me until I agree to get rid of it. lmao..

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