By VocalizedBoar - 20/05/2012 23:35 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, there is an annual solar eclipse. As I was buying the last pair of solar glasses to watch the eclipse with, some jerk snatched them out of my hands and bolted off with them. I now have to make the decision between watching the eclipse and not going blind. FML
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VocalizedBoar 6

No joke, all solar eclipse glasses were sold out. Even all the welding goggles were sold out at the hardware stores.

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11wanda11 6

Why not just buy some somewhere else?

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Comments

nerobluerose 10

Kill him and bury the body quickly while everyone is staring at the sky.

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

**** that, I'm not going to jail just to watch some shitty movie with-- Oh wait, you meant the ACTUAL eclipse! Ok, I'd kill someone for that. C:

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vocaloidtiger 12

My dad made me wear welding goggles over two pairs of sunglasses, which worked out fine. That eclipse was crazy shit

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pinkpixie06 11

That would not be a hard decision!

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ICastillo 24

Come on don't be stupid OP of course you have to watch the solar eclipse, that's a one chance in a life time thing.

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ICastillo 24

Oh yeah and you should of chased the jerk and beat the shit out of the him.

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hayyyyleyyyybaby_fml 14

Seeing how its an 'annual' solar eclipse, I bet OP will have another chance, since those come about oh, once a year.

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Austinc18 8

It's annular not annual, if youre going to correct someone then do it right. It'll be more then a year till we see another

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yaya1213 6

ANNULAR not annual ANNULAR= shaped like a ring

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emeraldisle 30

Why is that even a tough decision? The eclipse will be back. Your sight will not.

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daltonromanowski 11

In the future, remember you can poke pinholes in a piece of paper and see the eclipse safely.

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PasstheWhiskey 3

My neighbors were watching it through like eight Hot Topic bags put together...they didn't scream from small donuts being burned into their retinas so you shoulda tried that

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scubasteave 2

Eye damage from staring at the sun is not instant, it could take an hour or more to feel the effects but it starts with the feeling of sand in your eyes. :)

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DocBastard 38

Unfortunately this was the last solar eclipse that will ever occur. The solar system is due to stop rotating next Tuesday, so if you missed this one, you're screwed.

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PInK_ExCiTeD 7

I'm screwed then -.-

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Il_Maestro 6

Did you mean this December? That one goes out to all those Mayan/2012 maniacs out there.

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madeoftinystars 0

I watched it. It was awesome. Should have snatched them back.

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