By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Spicy
Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
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ilikeboys 0

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

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microfilms 0

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

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lm_wfc 0

and also - what made him a 'creeper' was it because he had sexual thoughts, but wasnt good looking enough to be allowed any?

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Stephai 0

lmao That really sucks...

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TysonFawlay 0

You must be horribly coordinated if you managed that.

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athos1237 4

No what would have been bad is if you fell face first mouth open. That might have been FML, but this story stinks of bull$h!t

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Fredzter 0

This is could happen on a Norwegian bus, our buses are weird... So it doesn't have to be fake...

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guitardedman 0

if this guy was "creepy" why were you looking at his crotch to begin with?

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rising_sun 0

Isn't there already an FML just like this one? Wow.

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whoahanna 0

that is absolutely disgusting, and i'm very sorry you had to go through that.

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