Transportation: Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home,...

By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

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By gringa_Peru - 18/04/2009 01:19 - Peru

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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ilikeboys 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

microfilms 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

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krk213 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:22

Shennanigans. Doesn't even make sense.

scateice 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:34

thats just disturbing, dang....

thelarkscaw 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 19:43

I wish there was a way to directly reply to comments...

ICantTanFML 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:05

R-A-P-E Get yo dick! Outta me!

megoose 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:19

Wow thats really disturbing

CEina 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:21

Haha. Lmao That made my day :)

myloveiselectric 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:23

38- she never said SHE gave him the boner. he just "had one." and also to everyone who is complaining about her (as well as other FML-ers) not giving enough information: may i remind you that there is a limited amount of space you have? 300 characters, i believe. so i assume that most people have trouble trying to cram a whole story into a space that's less than the size of two texts.

xClarkGable 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:39

hey 41, bigger girls can give guys boners, too. Also, maybe someone is ugly to you, but that doesn't mean the next person will feel the same. You can think someone is ugly, but there's no such thing as an ugly person. I call fake

oeufman_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:41

have any of you thought about how much it would hurt to have someone fall on your boner? it's not like he slid in her on the way down or something. personally i feel bad for the guy

Shlizabeth 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 20:46

#70: Why would the OP take a few steps back if the boner had nothing to do with her? Yeah, it's gross to see someone with a boner in public, but moving a few steps back when they're not even thinking about you/wouldn't abduct you/wouldn't try to rape and kill you - makes no sense. For all we know, this guy could be on a bus with a boner because he took Enzyte and had a boner lasting longer than 4 hours and needed to go to the hospital.