Transportation: Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home,...

By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/05/2019 16:00

Today, on the bus, water kept dripping on my head so I stood up to move. As I got up, the bus turned round a corner and I fell over into a man's lap. When I tried to get up, I slipped down between his legs and the next seat. FML

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By Justme - 30/06/2016 18:20 - United States - Missoula

Today, while I was riding the bus to work, I noticed the guy sitting across from me had shorts on. He also had no underwear on and I could fully see his "parts" just hanging there. I decided to switch seats but as I stood up to move, the bus jerked. I fell face forward right into his "parts". FML

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By alice - 14/02/2011 01:18 - United Kingdom

I agree, your life sucks 30 323

You deserved it 3 552

By gringa_Peru - 18/04/2009 01:19 - Peru

Today, I had the good fortune of finding a seat on the bus, not the norm in Peru. Several minutes after sitting down, I felt something on my shoulder. Thinking it was a hand, I turned my head to look. I came face to face with a dirty man's crotch, it was his erection resting on my shoulder. FML

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You deserved it 9 867

By scarlet - 09/05/2011 15:02 - Canada

Today, on the bus, a large smelly man was sat next to me, pushing me against the divider and sliding into me on every turn. When he got up for his stop, his pants had loosened and his bare ass was staring me in the face. FML

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Three's a crowd

By Anonymous - 13/08/2014 11:33 - Australia - Rooty Hill

Today, I succeeded in getting a seat on a crowded bus. I regretted this when, after a couple of stops, a big guy boarded the bus and stood next to me with his penis pressed against my shoulder. Longest. Bus ride. Ever. FML

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You deserved it 4 020

By Chris - 22/10/2009 04:57 - Canada

Today, I was riding the bus home from college. I was standing in the aisle and there was a rather cute girl sitting next to me. The bus came to an abrupt stop, I tripped, and fell into her lap. She shrieked, "Eww! Get off me!" and shove me onto the floor of the bus. Nice to know I'm revolting. FML

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You deserved it 4 881

By Anonymous - 06/12/2013 18:15 - Norway - Ytre Arna

Today, I got on the bus. Before I could make it to a free seat, the driver hit the gas, and the sudden movement caused me to stumble and accidentally grab onto another passenger for support. She didn't appreciate this, accused me of molesting her, and got me thrown back off. FML

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You deserved it 3 009

By marlow - 15/01/2009 02:25 - Canada

Today, the guy sitting beside me on the bus fell asleep and just drooled on me. FML

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You deserved it 2 717

Pervy

By nameless - 09/11/2010 19:00 - United Kingdom

Today, I got on a bus that was so overcrowded I had to stand next to the driver with nothing to hang on to. A drunk man got on and for the rest of the half hour journey continuously fell on me. When I got off, he smiled and told me as the doors were closing, "The last twelve times was for fun." FML

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You deserved it 2 920

ilikeboys 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:08

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

microfilms 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 16:09

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

Comments

p0kegeek 4

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:13

FIRST

rising_sun 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:15

I just checked and there's actually two FMLs just like this one. FML #713062 and FML #1068348. Way to be original? and #32: you're not first. You're thirty-second, moron.

caprica_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:18

There's a chance you could of hurt the poor guy in the process unless maybe his boner was really a cup he wears for groin protection.

JarJarBinks_fml 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:27

3 and 5 took the words out my mouth, but 22 and 28 have good points too if this is true (maybe you phrased it badly). Imagine a poor dude just sitting there on the bus (erections are normal, by the way, in case you didn't know) and this girl who can't even stand properly (and who's judging him based on what seems like very little) cascades onto him. I wouldn't be pleased

VroomVroomVroom 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:32

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Shlizabeth 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:44

YDI for assuming you're the one who gave him a boner. FHL for having you of all people land on him.

ImAllFailure 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:51

He must have been praying for that all his life :)

mohomonopoly 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:51

OH MY!! i hope nothing was penetrated!!!

ditlihi 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 17:53

Why are you looking at men's crotches?

Phillay632 0

Saturday 30 May 2009 18:00

I'm sure it was an "accident". Are you sure you took a few steps back and not a few steps forward? I'm surprised this FML didn't end with "and then I realized that was the most action I'd gotten in years..." Besides, if you're fat and/or ugly, its more of a FHL, because you're probably not the reason he had a boner anyway. Get over yourself.