By nevergoingonabusagain - 30/05/2009 06:52 - Canada

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Today, there were no more seats on the bus I was taking home, which meant I had to stand. I noticed that a creepy guy sitting in front of me had a boner, so I took a few steps back. Suddenly the bus went through something like a speed bump, which caused me to fall and sit on the man's lap. FML
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ilikeboys 0

if you took a few steps back wouldn't it have been kinda hard to fall in his lap since he's a couple seats in front of you?

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microfilms 0

how did you manage to turn yourself around to sit on his lap if you were facing him. it would have made more sense if you fell onto him face forward.

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dol567 0

Accidentally clicked YDI; sorry. And FYL.

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WFMS 0

it might be belivable if you said you turned away from him. So if you fell backwards you would have been in his lap. unless you fall like a cartoon caracter and take a few steps before you fall

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JarJarBinks_fml 0

To the mentally challenged people who think this is possible, please explain to me how you fall from BEHIND someone onto their LAP? Fools

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xo_emily_xo 0

OMG that is awful!!

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yesmy_love 0

aw dude. more of a bummer for him! you crushed his boner!!!!

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