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By Anonymous - 21/01/2015 04:29 - United States - Bentonville

Today, thinking he was being so hilarious, my friend slipped me enough laxatives to make a horse shit its intestines out. I haven't been able to move from the toilet for over an hour. FML

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Same thing different taste

By smith - 28/01/2012 03:13 - United Kingdom

Today, my wife made a joke about the size of my package, so figuring all's fair in love and war, I bought some laxatives to prank her with. They took a lot longer to work than I thought, and I ended up lying in bed, listening to my wife shitting her guts out in the bathroom for over an hour. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/08/2019 20:00

Today, my friend was extremely constipated when he used my toilet. I'm now having to go buy a new toothbrush, because he used mine to dig out his shit. FML

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Stuck

By Anonymous - 09/08/2022 10:00 - Australia

Today, I had to take a laxative for the first time. Instead of working gently overnight like it promised, I woke up at 3 a.m. to an unrelenting river of shit that made my legs numb on the toilet. FML

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Pranked

By dontevenassk - 12/06/2009 04:44 - Canada

Today, my friends decided it would be funny to scare me by tilting the portable street toilets while I was taking a dump in one of them. One of my friends accidentally rocked it too hard and it fell on the floor. They wouldn't even let me sit in the car after because I had shit all over me. FML

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By Anonymous - 16/04/2013 23:13 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I was given a powerful laxative to clear me out. I can't go to the bathroom because the four guests of my sleeping roommate are all sitting in dead silence against the paper-thin bathroom wall. FML

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Great boyfriend, part 2

By thanks a lot - 04/05/2020 05:00

Today, my boyfriend made me a latte. It tasted off, but I didn't want to hurt his feelings so I drank it. Turns out he put laxatives in it as a prank. The idiot couldn’t just use one or two. He used so many that I had to go to the ER for severe dehydration after puking and shitting for hours. FML

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By sadddddd - 11/09/2011 01:54 - Canada

Today, I woke up in the middle of the night feeling sick. I went to the bathroom and knelt in front of the toilet, waiting to throw up. When I finally did, I violently shit my pants at the same time. I was at my friend's house. FML

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By fulloshit - 28/11/2010 02:17 - United States

Today, I woke up with extreme stomach pains. After being rushed to the hospital and having numerous tests performed, I was told my intestines were over-stretched with stool. I'm essentially so full of shit it hurts. FML

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By Anon - 11/09/2016 07:27 - United States - Los Angeles

Today, I really haven't been feeling well. Even thought I felt like complete shit, my friends dragged me out to a club. When I got there, I ran into the bathroom and started simultaneously shitting and puking. If I stopped one, the other got worse. I was stuck there for an hour and a half. FML

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Geyser

By awhmaaan - 27/02/2012 15:55 - United Kingdom

Today, after suffering with bad constipation and having to eat special bread to get me to go, I have practically just pooped out a week's worth of food in 15 minutes, and I'm still going. I've passed the ring of fire stage, now I just can't feel my asshole. FML

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Dodge4x4Ram 46

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:39

tell him that shit wasn't funny

Mauskau 35

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:40

I stay on the toilet by choice because my phone is fun. However it's no fun when you're constantly ******** yourself. Think about it this way, free weight loss!

Comments

NicoSnowFlame 10

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:44

That pay back though.

buckstop1 37

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:45

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Show it anyway

drayloon 50

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:50

please stop.

bluebluhblou 15

Wednesday 21 January 2015 22:19

it had to be said. I'm afraid It's become a shit fml tradition.

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 22 January 2015 1:11

It's also become traditional to thumb such comments down into oblivion.

jazzy_123 20

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:46

I just hope that your legs don't fall asleep to make matters much worse.

HairIsEverything 15

Wednesday 21 January 2015 23:15

Why are people thumbing this down?? HAVE YOU NEVER EXPERIENCED THE HORROR???? Laughs aside, sorry OP. Doesn't seem very "friendly"

kirbs19 37

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:47

That stinks (no pun intended). Get him back with lax brownies!

eerrun 8

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:48

Shit happens?

lvg_fml 10

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:50

Really not funny and potentially dangerous. He has no idea what kind of physical problems it could have caused you

Cath_Astald 9

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:56

well you'll feel better when it's over. And now you have a lot of time to think and plot a perfect revenge. On the other hand cleansing here or there is actually kinda good for you. Just not with laxatives, that's a bad option. And this friend of yours is an asshole.

Derpinboppin 13

Wednesday 21 January 2015 19:57

Well... Was it hilarious? I'll bet you'll look back and laugh when you're old.

holydevil420 10

Wednesday 21 January 2015 20:02

Revenge: Step 1: Give him enough laxatives to destroy an elephant. Step 2: Cling wrap door to bathroom Step 3: Cling wrap toilet bowl

False_Stupidity 41

Thursday 22 January 2015 1:14

Oh so deliciously evil. I love the way you think. Note to self: Never piss off holydevil420.

Jinxsie 27

Thursday 22 January 2015 2:13

Just make sure it's at his house. :P

thesmeagol 22

Thursday 22 January 2015 14:22

I would also suggest shock therapy pads, just attach them to the seat and crank it up to max. Also take out the light bulb in bathroom so they cant see well.