Health, Gross and Work: Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging...

By JoLaFritte - 07/11/2008 10:10 - France

Today, thinking that I was alone at work, I started rummaging through my nose, trying to find something interesting. It was only after about a minute that I noticed that my boss was looking straight at me. FML

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By Smile No More - 13/05/2011 12:27

Today, I was wondering why I was getting strange looks all day at work. When I got to a mirror after my shift, I noticed a booger hanging out of my nose, which was visible only when I smiled. My job involves greeting people all day with a huge smile. FML

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By whitedevil - 09/10/2009 07:09 - United States

Today, I was stuck in traffic on the highway and decided it was the perfect time to pick a humongous booger out of my nose. While carefully examing and admiring it, I failed to notice that the owner of my company was staring at me from the left lane in complete and utter revulsion. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/03/2012 16:25 - United States - Fort Worth

Today, one of my nostrils became completely blocked. At lunch time, I went out to my car to dig into my nose. When I finished, I held up the cornflake sized booger in victory. I noticed too late that my boss was in a car adjacent to me, shooting me a horrified look. FML

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Perfect 10

By Anonymous - 20/08/2024 14:00 - United States

Today, I was alone at work after everyone had gone home and started practicing my "cool" walk for a date I was going on after leaving the office. As I was strutting around, the doors of a conference room opened to a group of my coworkers, including my boss. They hadn't all gone home, and they'd seen everything. FML

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You deserved it 592

By stink - 01/07/2015 02:40 - Australia - Sydney

Today, after working alone in a room all day, I let a fart sneak out. Just then, my drop dead gorgeous boss and two new girls walked in. I could literally see them hit the stench and cringe. FML

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You deserved it 4 993

By mortified - 30/10/2010 04:12 - Canada

Today, at work, I was caught picking my nose, on camera, in an elevator. The security guard stopped me on my way out of the building to tell me how funny it was. FML

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You deserved it 30 961

By oopsididitagain - 30/11/2010 18:49 - United States

Today, at the coffee shop where I work, my supervisor smelled "something weird, like sulfur." I spent the next ten minutes pretending to look for the source of the smell with her, rather than admit that it had come from me. FML

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You deserved it 30 241

By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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You deserved it 4 803

America, fix your bathroom stalls

By Anonymous - 11/10/2024 06:00 - United States - Denver

Today, my boss overheard me in a bathroom stall talking about how much I hate my job and couldn’t stand him. He didn’t say a word, I hadn't even heard him come in, I just noticed him staring silently at me through the crack in the stall, before leaving. FML

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You deserved it 631

By godhatesme - 26/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, at work I got a message from some dude trying to flirt with me. While I was cracking up and making fun of him with my friends, I get a message from him saying look directly behind you, and there he was staring at me. FML

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You deserved it 36 844

carebear 0

Friday 27 February 2009 18:50

i love how everyone gets grossed out about nose picking.. yet somehow everyone still does it.

Dayen 0

Wednesday 25 February 2009 1:27

dude, in public?! well, I agree with #2. learn to be stealthy. you don't see james bond pick his nose now do you.

Comments

BaconPirate 0

Sunday 21 June 2009 1:13

Hope you got rich digging for that gold! then mabey you will have enough money so you can quit and never have to see him again!

summer66_fml 0

Wednesday 24 June 2009 8:10

trying to find something interesting??? eewww wtf??? ur disgusting.....

Parky03 9

Monday 29 October 2012 7:04

Am I the only one that agrees with you!? The world we live in...

hiimmichelle 0

Friday 3 July 2009 2:03

#15 (summer66 or sumtin) no offense n all but u most likely pick ur nose 2.

Nacirema20 0

Saturday 18 July 2009 9:57

ILL! wtf is wrong with u???? YDI. "something interesting?" Ewwwww...!!!!!

RatIsKing 0

Sunday 30 August 2009 4:57

what interesting thing could you find in your nose? Megan fox? I don't think so

xxbabyyiluxx 0

Wednesday 21 October 2009 2:35

hahaha nice

Crusheddd 0

Monday 2 November 2009 15:13

rofl! wtf did you think you were going to find in there? Dumbass!

Caseymeow 0

Sunday 3 January 2010 9:15

.... What could possibly be that interesting that you must dig through your nose in PUBLIC to find it? Seriously, yuck. You definitely deserved that one.

hadescomet 0

Sunday 24 January 2010 13:09

Hahaha. I did that, and when I noticed someone looking at me I jumped up and screamed "Yes! I found the lost amazon treasures" and I started skipping off around the corner. To my surprise, I found 2$ on the ground. Good day indeed.