By Anonymous - 04/01/2016 15:14 - United States - Dalton

Today, this beautiful girl that I've known for a long time told me that she just can't date me anymore because I remind her too much of her cat. FML
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snowkittyyy 18

Do...you meow? O.o did you ask why she thought that?

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Tripartita 44

Look at the username before downvoting and take the comment with a grain of irony. Or whatever unit irony comes in.

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Tripartita 44

Were you aware that you two were dating in the first place? The wording here makes it seem like the real FML could be an attractive girl you've liked for a while randomly saying you can no longer date.

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yerawizardlizzy 27

That's what I was thinking! The wording on this one is odd. It's nice they think their girlfriend is beautiful, but most people would use the word girlfriend instead of "girl I know."

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beeferjay 34

what a silly bitch, lol. she will soon realize that its not easy to find someone who is good to her, even if they remind them of their cat.... unless their cat acts like a dog

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Sathane 21

Don't be such a pussy.

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Dexter83_fml 17

Do you sleep a lot and lick yourself ? Sounds to me she's just making excuses bro sorry. Pretty sure her next bf will remind her of the dog next door. Bad luck bro

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CLOTHESPlN 17

As primarily a dog person, I feel you might be better off. Also if she can draw strange relations like a cat to a person and is flimsy enough to let it ruin a relationship, you dodged a bullet.

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MisUnFortunate 31

My boyfriend acts like a cat and it's ******* cute. "feed me give me affection also I need to sleep for 18 hours OMG love me and scratch my head fur"

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