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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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o8643 0

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

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m3l_fml 0

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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weirdmanofbtown 0

Whats wrong with that story, thats not an FML, it's just knowing that you won't get an STD from that guy

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Brittanii 0

ohh no das sum fuckked. up shiitt... I woulda been mad... he coulda at leastt. show'd you his dickk... damnn!!

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giganticbrain 0

"ohh no das sum fuckked." is not a sentence. Nor is "up shiitt..." or "he coula at leastt." or "show'd you his dickk..." Go to school, and learn a god damn thing before you try to talk.

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erinlm 0

What a filthy hypocrite. There's nothing wrong with not wanting to have sex, but shouldn't he have told you that *before* you two were alone in a bedroom with one of you naked? People need to communicate better.

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septemberlovebug 0

okay, honestly... I don't understand why everyone is making a big deal over this... not to say I would have sex without the person being someone special to me... but honestly, if she wants to do it, than so be it. It's her life and she can do what she wants. I mean, I wouldn't call her a "****" for it... And to everyone calling the guy a "fag", seriously? Maybe he was just nervous or something, a little scared maybe? I know my first time i was petrified.. and I was 19... but seriously chica, maybe do it with someone who is your boyfriend, not just some guy you "hung out with for a while". Oh, and another thing, don't take sex as something that is unimportant either, its supposed to be something special between two people who are in love with eachother. keep that in mind. peace out :)

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AloysiusWeasley 15

I'd tell him to GTFO and go look up naked pics on the internet then. What an ass.

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Funky_T 0

maybe that was an excuse because u got an ugly body...or u have chest hair?? hahaha FYL for not being sexy

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Frality 0

if the poster is still there i know how to help you get it back tell me if you want me to help you, because its rather easy here is a link that should be of use to you to get it back (only applies for windows, not sure about mac or linux) http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306084

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Frality 0

if the poster is still there i know how to help you get it back tell me if you want me to help you, because its rather easy here is a link that should be of use to you to get it back (only applies for windows, not sure about mac or linux) http://support.microsoft.com/kb/306084 also try checking the recycle binlol

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arctic1 0

THAT'S ****** UP!!!!!!!!!

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lolatflyingducks 0

What do you mean by, hanging out with for a while? What, three hours?

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