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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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Today, I had sex with this guy who I like very much. As he went to leave, I decided to give him one last thrill. I reached down his pants and started to rub and stroke him. He abruptly pulled my hand out. When I asked why, he pointed behind me. My mom had watched the whole thing. FML

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

Today, was the first time I had sex with a guy I really like. I took off my shirt and my bra and he said "wow, that's disappointing." FML

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Today, my virgin guy friend told me he wanted me to be his first. I'm a guy. FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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o8643 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

m3l_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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lifeisgoood 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 3:29

you deserve it, well because first off your not mature unough to have sex anyways because you say "do it"

DameGreyWulf 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 3:52

Well, obviously, he's a nervous virgin. Now it's his turn to strip down to for you. Then, next time, you can both be naked, though you don't necessarily have to get down and dirty. Try handjobs and ******** in the meantime; encourage him. That is, if you want to work with him anyway. After all, he is just "a guy [you] have been hanging out with."

esodrevOcinorhC 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 3:56

This same thing happened to me last week (Me being a nervous virgin). It ruined my summer. So, don't be a ho and comfort the son'bitch

cmac86 23

Sunday 2 August 2009 4:26

good for him.

upintheorange 5

Thursday 20 May 2010 19:38

so, he takes off her clothes and then ******* out? yeah. what a fine specimen of a man.

Guitarist45 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 7:04

at least now you know you're not ugly?

supernoob 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:20

im 12 years old and what is this? lol jk but maybe he changed his mind after he saw you naked?....

purple990 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 8:27

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHA suckaaa

treli1593 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 16:45

how is that bad? It's his first time, he's nervous, and he wants to see this beautiful girl before you get it on. NOT an fml. ****.

romaunts 0

Sunday 2 August 2009 19:12

Woo, so what? Your life isn't ******... he wanted to see you naked, that's sweet. So what if he's not ready for sex? Ease him into it... Him wanting to see you naked shows that he's interested, and it's progress.