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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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o8643 0

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

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m3l_fml 0

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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TheKitsune 0

The fact that you used the term "do it" means you aught to still be a virgin too.

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Kofu 0

True, it is unfortunate that he didn't want to, but think about it this way: You are attractive enough that he would be satisfied with just LOOKING at you. That's one hell of a compliment in my book.

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minenotyours 0

I'm sure you can change his mind ;) and if you won't I will ;)

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lifesucks007 0

he probably had a small dick and just didn't want it to spread around

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Jrsayshi 0

Wow is he gay I wudve fu#@ked the livung shit out of u

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MissNicky_fml 0

How exactly is this an fml??

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outsider_forlife 0

I would have kicked him in the nuts

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