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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML
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o8643 0

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

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m3l_fml 0

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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MNDUBBER 0

@ 50: yeah, only if they are ******. high five.

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lincolnunit 0

bleh; when girls make it so easy like that it turns me off

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plexico 3

Send me your rejects, then, because I like slutty, easy girls! I'll send you my prudes -- deal?

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justanotherhuman 21

@72: lol. You get a /cheer. "I like sex. I like women. I'll hump anything in a dress. I'll even get down on the floor with you right now, if they'd turn off the lights." Go into the office with your boots on, and you'll die with your boots on, eh?

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Rydizzle 0

you got butt naked before he even took his pants off?!? ever heard of fore play? that dude sounds like a wierdo

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justanotherhuman 21

Not necessarily. For some, it's the gift. For others, it's the unwrapping. Taste in foreplay differs, and you can't argue foreplay. Taste, I mean you can't argue taste;-p

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Sessee 4

What are you two, twelve? It would make sense. He's a virgin and you say "do it". Nobody says that after middle school.

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hello2009 0

i hope you never talked to him again...hes a douche

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jaybirdka 0

what a ******....i bet he jerked off till his dick was raw when he got home.

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jugglernaut 0

if that were the case, he prolly isn't gay... ;)

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goddamme 0

He might've just been lying cause he didn't like the looks of you naked. o.o

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justanotherhuman 21

Dear OP, ...and? Was there like a nude portrait drawing, or did it just end there? Was it him just staring at your body orrrr did you gently guide this boy-child into manhood via intercourse? I guess just... "...and?" I mean, I enjoy hopping off a lady right before intercourse and reenacting the scene where Cate Blanchett rejects the ring's temptations in that second lord of the rings movie as much as the next guy, but I'm wont to hop back on and follow through; assuming she's still interested. Sounds like your boy was having some go-ahead-authority-issues in his head, seeing as you were already naked and going for his zipper. Or, who knows. Maybe he really did just want to see you naked, and all the heavy petting and erection-inspiring tactile contact was just a clever ruse... to... see you naked... and not do anything with you... ugh this sounds pathetic. I would have just grabbed his crotch- if I hadn't aroused him, at least I'd have mortified him properly.

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