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By Anonymous - 01/08/2009 00:56 - United States

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Today, this guy I have been hanging out with for a while came over and we were about to do it. He pulled off my clothes and once I was naked I reached for his zipper. He just backed up and said he was a virgin and simply wanted to see me naked. FML

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By wastedlove - 23/06/2009 15:14 - United States

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By notsohappy - 18/02/2009 21:14 - United States

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By Anonymous - 15/01/2013 17:45 - United States

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By ReallyBro - 21/03/2012 07:27 - United States - Keller

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Today, after a year of coaxing, I got my boyfriend of 18 months to agree to have sex with me. He decided his first course of action was to try to shove his flaccid penis into my unlubricated vagina. FML

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By dancerr2210 - 09/06/2010 04:01 - United States

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Today, after making out with my boyfriend for the first time, it took me an hour to convince him he was still a virgin. FML

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By cmore - 11/03/2010 01:10 - United States

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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when he finished, seemingly angry. He stood there naked complaining for 15 minutes about how our sex sucked. Then he demanded that I dress him, because "it's my fault his clothes were off in the first place". FML

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By sad-sexed - 06/09/2010 12:50 - Australia

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Today, I was lying on my bed with my boyfriend. I didn't really want to have sex so I told him I would if he really wanted too, but I wouldn't enjoy it. He then started to undo my pants. FML

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Testing the waters

By Anonymousss95 - 10/12/2011 12:03 - Sweden

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Today, I lost my virginity. Afterwards, he told me that he was only doing this because he wanted to know if he still truly loves his girlfriend. FML

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o8643 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:06

It would have lasted 20 seconds anyway... You're not missing anything.

m3l_fml 0

Saturday 1 August 2009 9:12

Just saw the Robot Chicken episode, nice improvise, adding the whole virgin thing.

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psitsruben 10

Sunday 24 November 2013 6:48

He's gonna stay a virgin too if that's how he acts when a girl reaches for his zipper. His loss.

EliGolsdworthy 7

Thursday 12 May 2016 17:47

O.P that's awkward you poor soul

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