Work: Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about...

By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 26/03/2015 13:20 - United States - San Francisco

Today, my school had to make an official announcement that students were not permitted to go home due to Zayn Malik leaving One Direction because so many girls were claiming they couldn't focus on school with such a dramatic event occurring. FML

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Oh, he's a "Nice Guy"

By undateable - 18/10/2020 02:01 - United States

Today, I tried to drown out the petulant whining of my idiot coworker as he droned on and on about how, “bitches don’t appreciate good men.” He’s 35, lives at home, still uses the term 'friendzone' and has the hygiene of a sewer-dwelling ogre. I was written up for for snapping and yelling at him. FML

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Difficult

By Anonymous - 30/06/2021 20:01

Today, a patient, who is normally pretty chill, was being quite difficult for my workmates. They were whinging about him and I defended him, he's normally a sweet guy so something must be upsetting him. I went to chat with him, he punched me and called a useless a**hole. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2012 20:59 - United Kingdom - Bedford

Today, one of the human turds that I stupidly added on Facebook posted how terrible her life is after her dad refused to arrange yet another holiday for her this year, so I bitched her out for being such a spoiled little brat. A few hours later, her boyfriend came over and beat the shit out of me. FML

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Cards on the table

By Anonymous - 21/07/2023 22:00

Today, I'm thinking of quitting the awesome job I love with coworkers I adore, because I keep fucking up every part of my job, making them pick up the pieces and correct my failures. They don't deserve this. FML

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Meritocracy

By DazedAndConfused - 14/11/2021 11:00

Today, like every day, my coworker showed up thirty minutes late, sat down for thirty more checking email while I got the morning work done alone, listening to her bitch about how much she hates her job and wants to go home. My coworkers criticized me for being moody, and praised her for being the best. FML

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Don't date coworkers

By Pastrygirl - 11/07/2016 22:00

Today, while finishing up at work, I started helping a co-worker out with his workload since I'd finished mine. His girlfriend apparently didn't like this and started slamming things around, constantly muttering passive aggressive comments because she wanted to help him. I work with idiots. FML

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The angriest person on the internet

By Quinnald - 19/09/2022 06:00 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, I found myself cussing out the next dipshit fucked in the head enough to open its bitch mouth and mumble to itself about how I was the newest main stressor of it’s bitch-fit of a day. Taking into account the pathetic aspect of “rubbing it in” I then proceeded to cuss out the next person who got in my way. FML

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By StephiLynn - 09/05/2016 04:33 - United States - Hibbing

Today, my coworker told me when we got to work that she purposely left her phone at home. I then had to suffer 8 hours of listening to her constantly whine like a toddler about how much she missed her phone. FML

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It doesn't exist

By getafucktoysomewhereelsedude - 16/05/2013 20:31 - Canada - Toronto

Today, I had to listen to yet another delusional fuckface at school bitch about how a girl he's interested in put him in the "friendzone". I really couldn't focus on my work, so I tried to shut him up by saying he's an idiot, not least because she already has a boyfriend. I now have a black eye. FML

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Wednesday 25 March 2015 23:57

It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o

quesok 22

Thursday 26 March 2015 0:11

One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain

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bhfriday 9

Thursday 26 March 2015 10:44

Preach it!

walktowardslight 33

Thursday 26 March 2015 10:49

Lighten up, some people just invest a lot of time and emotion in bands, and when the bands change, which is inevitable, it's the end of the world. It can be annoying, but in this day and age it is something we will all have to learn to ignore. And it's definitely not limited to female teenage One Direction fans. Have you ever seen metalhead drama? They can act strikingly similar to high school girls, only with 100 pounds of beef each stuffed into their clothing and also more beards.

rachelllllb 18

Thursday 26 March 2015 11:24

im sorry but i am with op on this one! yes i understand that there are a lot of people out there who love one direction but to get all emotional over something as stupid as a band member leaving is a bit far fetched! no doubt he will be back soon anyways! i love top gear, but you dont see me sat here crying like my whole world has ended just because jeremy clarkson has been sacked, get a grip!!!

SuperVertigo 13

Thursday 26 March 2015 11:34

THANK YOU!!!!!! My friend Shelby literally cried because of this. I don't see what the big deal is.

WipeHour 11

Thursday 26 March 2015 11:51

Who?

celtics734 2

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:20

Since you're such a pretentious snob, you do know The Beatles were initially a boy band. Same as n*sync, backstreet boys, one direction. And heaven forbid people like different music

limabeans101029 20

Thursday 26 March 2015 20:24

People who enjoy One Direction aren't annoying. People who literally obsess over them, act as if one of the members has died just because he left the group, and threaten to cut themselves if he doesn't come back, are annoying.

mia1764 6

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:43

you don't sound like a pacifist

Spadoinkle 10

Thursday 26 March 2015 12:51

While One Direction are not my cup of tea, I can understand how some people would be upset over this. I've been upset, but not obsessively, over bands breaking up or band members leaving or getting replaced. But, in your defense, OP, I can also sympathize with you for having to listen to it at work. It's annoying enough to deal with your coworkers on a daily basis anyway, and then to have to deal with the whining and fangirling b.s. all day long...I'd probably stab myself multiple times.