By Anonymous - 25/03/2015 19:00 - United States - Point Pleasant Beach

Today, three of my dipshit coworkers kept whining all day about Zayn Malik leaving One Direction, how devastating it is, and what it means for their future. As a pacifist, I've never had to struggle so hard to not beat the piss out of people and hurl their broken remains out a window. FML
I agree, your life sucks 33 864
You deserved it 4 947

Same thing different taste

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It's scary that there are workforce-aged people thinking like your coworkers 0.o

One Direction=Wrong Direction We all feel your pain

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I've been an anti directioner since 2011. So today I'm celebrating.

Hiimhaileypotter 52

People can stop commenting "*Zayn" now... WE GET IT, his name is spelled wrong. Not the end of the world, and neither is him leaving the band. Some people are acting as if he's dead and it's a bit extreme.

I suppose you could say Zayne *puts on sunglasses* is going another direction

A few of the bands that I like have had members leave and/or broken up over the years. Saying something along the lines of "Oh, that sucks" or "That's to bad" is about as far as people should be going. And (I hate to repeat almost everybody) you aren't friends with this person, he didn't die, and it's not a life shattering moment. You need to chill the hell out.

Now who here among us haven't thought about beating the piss out of someone (I do like the added touch of throwing their broken remains out the window. ) for starting and continuing an inane, annoying, and even in a very small scale of things that are important, a useless conversation. And very few things are more inane and useless than a discussion of boy bands and their members. Excepting of course, any discussion or re-hash of a battle in Halo. Even more useless a discussion topic than boy bands. But O.P. was merely showing his distain for such topics, not glorifying the imagined violence. O.P. also restrained themselves by NOT acting on the violent urges, but venting in writing here. Perfectly acceptable. I myself had to tell a 30 something co-work to shut the hell up when she tried to bring up this topic. Why? Because I don't care and don't want to hear it at work. Same as I don't want to hear about celebrity weddings, or royal births. I'm at work, not a social gathering. So O.P., keep on with the 1D hate, and keep venting here.

I really don't think the whining was that serious enough to cause you to think this. Sounds like an exaggeration I don't see why people get so upset, just ignore it if you don't like it.

asm9296 3

who the heck is one direction! never heard of him!

Dude, **** off. You're the only dipshit here. If two people expexpressing their feelings to each other in a private conversation makes you want to literally kill them, you're not a pacifist and are just a dick.

mads_nicole 19