By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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DjeePee 24

It must be a nice feeling to know that you probably gave him a boner along with that hickey.

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OuiOui907_fml 1

Why approve the achievements of some illusory apparatchiks who stubbornly refuse to submit to the orders of former presidential bankers to constantly revisit the same topics?

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yaya1213 6

Could've used a vacuum

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jeansltp 7

that's an interesting topic for the family dinner table

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littlebluepill 1

OMFG!!!! That is utterly REVOLTING!!!!!

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pucki86 1

Next time, pay one of your girl friends 10 euros to do it, and keep the extra 40 euros for yourself!

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OffToTheGayBar 9

Isn't that pimping? And isn't that illegal, like, everywhere?

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pucki86 1

Isn't incest illegal, like, everywhere? :D

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OuiOui907_fml 1

So absolutely random and subjective, we take to heart issues unaffordable and confusing to a fault, notwithstanding the illegality of certain processes. Thus incest, like pedophilia, is still taboo in many societies. That does not mean a crime in the sense that Philip Poutou eminently gear gives this term.

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syki 22

Actually, up until 2010, it wasn't illegal in France. It was abolished as "overly-religious" circa the French revolution, and, well, they never got around to changing it. The French presidents between then and now must've had hot sisters...

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brittanyyjay 0

you never even thought for a second, "this is not okay"?

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eyecon502 13

Were banjo's playing...because that would have been awesome!

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