By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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kateateyou 6

I don't think it's that bad, if it were the brother's arm or something similar lol. Let's just hope he had a clean arm then.

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poohappens26 0

Whattttttt and you went along with it? No effin way!?! That's just nasty..!! Ewww FYL YDI

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compasseagle89 8

So in order to not be a loser, the alternative is to have your sister give you a hickey? I'm not following that logic.

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CaughtTheMermaid 5

Dafuq did I just read?

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BaconBoy75 2

Why, oh why, would that thought cross either of your minds?

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luisandsam 0

You're just freakin nasty for doing that. Think next time. Ew

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mvbree 2

The fact that you gave your brother a hickey is so unnatural

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xxtb0 0

..so did you keep the money? sickasses.

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forever_born 6

Ugh gross!!!!!! Okay I wouldn't give my brother a hickey for any amount of money.

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