By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
I agree, your life sucks 16 816
You deserved it 58 545

Same thing different taste

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man I wonder what your parents thought when they walked in on you probably terrified ...that's so ****** weird and gross and crosses the line to the max u sooo deserve it for actually agreeing to it even for money that makes u real desperate and sad THATS YOUR BROTHER!!!!!

You think he could have gotten someone other than his sister to give him a hicky

Can't help but think this would have been funnier if you were both dudes. Still hilarious though. Y totally DI

perdix 29

So, what would you do for a Klondike Bar? I'll bet your parents were most upset about your brother's money management skills. 50 euros is way too much for a hickey! You can get a ******** for $20 US (or so I've heard), so a hickey should be that or less.

AvikC818 8

He should have used a vacuum cleaner

ImSoEffedUp 10

Forget being a LOSER...he, no, you're both sick individuals.... Wow...

WitchyArmyWife00 0

You're both losers for being that desperate and sick, him for asking and you for complying.