By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Joshawott 21

At least incest is legal in France.... But yeah, still...your brother is incredibly sad.

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Senseless_487 29

Ah...why go across the street when you can go down the hall? But seriously, there's something a little wrong with both of you.

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davide223 0

Are you guys at least hot?

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Branflakes78 13

What? you can be serious!! even if they are hot they are brother and sister

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Honestly_Lainey 21

35- dude, he's PAYING his SISTER to give him a hickey. I highly doubt the guy is hot. Do you wanna think about your question and try again?

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gracehi 31

He couldn't pay somebody else the 50€????

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iloveryan052710 8

You can't pay someone else because if that other person gets mad at you or something they will tell everyone the truth but if it's his sister the. Neither one of them would want anyone to know about it because it's super embarrassing!! Haha. But that's gross though. You don't do that with family!!

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shutterbug1190 14

That is beyond weird. Why on earth you'd actually agree to it is behind me. Even if it is for 50 euros. Next time tell your brother to use a vacuum cleaner pipe. My best friend used to do that to freak out her parents and to look cool.

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ebonyirony 29

Sorry but how is tht cool? Just the idea? Someone help me out

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lizzybug 5

49) didn't you know looking like a **** & showing off your hickeys was the trend back in the days :)

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esines 9

Shutterbug your best friends a dumbass

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shutterbug1190 14

To answer your questions I thought she was being ridiculous and silly. She did it to make the girls at school think she had a boyfriend and to get attention from her parents. We were 13 at the time.

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cookie_crumble89 11

No amount of money is worth sucking your sibling's skin unless there is poison in there.

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Senseless_487 29

Damn right! If my sibling gets bitten by a snake, they damn well better be offering some money before I suck the venom out!

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Dnigz13 4

Haha wow, I may be a redneck but even I don't cross that line, that's pushin the boundaries. But I agree with everyone else if he has money why doesn't he pay a girl to be his gf for the time or atleast pay a friend to give him a hickey instead of you

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zues70 4

Its awesome you would do that for your bro.

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yourmama12 2

No it's not that's gross

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ArielTheMermaid 17

This FML is too great xD hahaha!

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