By Flip - 02/05/2012 05:06 - France

Today, to avoid looking like a loser in front of his friends who all have girlfriends, my brother made up a perfect relationship. He asked me to give him a hickey in exchange for 50 euros. Our parents walked in on us. FML
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Alleged_Cranium 7

Incest is best. Put your brother to the test. Closer kin? Further in. For a fake hicky, use a vacuum cleaner.

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GlobalGenocide 8

Hmm me think's you have had experience with this... Your limerick was amusing though :)

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ArielTheMermaid 17

I saw on 1000 Ways to Die a woman who tried to give herself a hickey with a vacuum cleaner. It was so gross and then she died o.O

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eb0ny 15

^^ Oooh. That show is super duper.

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rachilio 26

Lol that's what I was thinking, use the vacuum cleaner.

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vcapelo 19

You could have told him that he's not necessarily a loser just because you don't have a girlfriend. For some people it's a choice not to. Oh and then charge him 50€ for the info.

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vcapelo 19

Of course I meant to write: "he doesn't have a girlfriend"

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MissMae93 23

Firstly, "boosh"isn't a word. Secondly, if it was, that's just one word.

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auzz1_pride 9

116) If you think about it technically he did type three words, but in the text he used it was only one word.

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doctorhook86 24

It's recursive; you have to count "three words" to get to three words.

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DontForgetMe4 0

Im sorry, but that is really strange... the parents must have been like " uh....what's going on here?"

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Wicked361 8

That awkward moment when the comment commenting your comment has more likes.

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Pentium_4 27

yep, money can get people to do anything. further confirmation

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aileen15 15

so agree couldn't say it Better myself

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lolipop1234_fml 7

Your brother just pimped you out to himself!

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VasilisaUzhasnaj 29

Great story your brother fabricated there. You're both idiots. No amount of mental soap can wash that image from your parents' minds.

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Zoranius 6

I'm sorry but what's hickey? :) I'm from Sweden

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thehunt 0

Basically when people are getting intimate when one is kissing the neck of the other it leaves a little bruise there

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JSwerv3 6

A usually dark colored skin mark left on any part of the body after having it sucked for a long period of time

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showlife32 0

It breaks very fine blood vessels and leaves a bruise that's extremely difficult to get to go away.... Sexy to break blood vessels huh?

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Zoranius 6

Oh, thank you! If someone is interested, it's called "sugmärke" in Swedish :D

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doctorhook86 24

154: If you don't mind me asking: I'm guessing "märke" means "mark", so does "sug" mean "kiss"?

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Zoranius 6

186, märke is mark and sug is suck so "suckmark" :D

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doctorhook86 24

246: Haha awesome, thanks bro. Gotta say, I think "suckmark" makes more sense than "hickey" does.

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doctorhook86 24

246: My apologies, your profile says you're a sis not a bro.

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PlasmaIncarnate 0

Your partner sucks on your neck leaving a bruise.

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