Health: Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip.... - FML

By fail - 14/04/2011 22:27 - Canada

Today, to impress my friends, I attempted to do a back flip. The only one impressed was the doctor who set my broken leg. FML

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By no more flips - 17/05/2015 14:05 - United States - Columbus

Today, I decided to impress my friends by doing a flip on the trampoline. What did impress them, was my lack of tears after I hit the edge of the trampoline and broke my nose. FML

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By chinchilla4404 - 02/08/2011 14:17 - United States

Today, I broke my leg while trying to show my friend how I broke my other leg. FML

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By Flop era - 04/10/2024 00:00 - United States - Fort Lauderdale

Today, I thought I'd impress my friends with a backflip into the pool. I ended up smacking my back on the edge of the diving board and belly-flopping into the water. Now I have a bruise and a story that everyone is intent on retelling. I'm just glad no one was filming me. I hope. FML

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By acrobat - 24/08/2023 20:00

Today, I thought it would be fun to make a grand entrance at a party by doing a backflip through the door. I misjudged the height of the door frame, crashed my shins into it, and landed on my face right on a pile of shoes by the door. The host asked if I needed an ambulance. FML

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By fucking har har, dad - 05/10/2012 23:38 - Australia

Today, two days after leaving hospital with a broken left leg, I tripped and fell heavily on the floor. My dad quickly asked if I'd broken my other leg. When I reassured him that I hadn't, he disappointedly muttered that it would've been a hilarious story to tell his friends at work. FML

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By HeadStillHurts - 26/10/2016 11:43

Today, I tried to impress a group of friends by jumping a set of stairs on my skateboard. I didn't realize the ceiling dropped down towards the bottom of the stairs and knocked myself out. FML

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By Anonymous - 12/03/2023 20:00 - United States

Today, I tried to impress our swim team coach by doing a complicated backflip from the diving board. I landed face-first in the pool and had to be rescued by the lifeguard, so I guess I won't be going to the Olympics any time soon. FML

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By Dude_Stop - 27/03/2017 18:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends when I tripped and a chair rolled over my foot, breaking a bone. A friend, who didn't believe me, then dogpiled on top of me and laughed as I screamed. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/03/2012 23:51 - United States - Meredith

Today, I tried to impress my girlfriend by vaulting over the side of a stairway rail parkour-style. Now I feel like I almost broke my legs, and judging by her hysterical laughter, she considers me more of a fool than a stud. FML

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By misty_love - 10/03/2010 08:09 - United States

Today, I realized that I can still do the splits. Why? Because I fell down an entire flight of stairs, everyone in the hall saw me land and applauded. Someone even shouted "and she sticks the landing." FML

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picklezz123 5

Friday 15 April 2011 0:57

lol why would the doctor be impressed?

josh5634 0

Friday 15 April 2011 0:54

YDI

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pinkchocolatex3 0

Friday 15 April 2011 1:26

You could have broke ur neck and died .... but it's worth it if ur friends are impressed (:

girlylaxfool 3

Friday 15 April 2011 1:32

don't try to immpress people stupid

josh5634 0

Friday 15 April 2011 2:40

agree. it just makes u look like an ass!

bobsaggit 3

Friday 15 April 2011 1:34

haha dude I love your name

jenaandtyler4eva 0

Friday 15 April 2011 1:41

that's why usually you don't do stuff you know you can't do in order to impress friends you might get hurt really bad and next time do something you know you can do

doc_j 0

Friday 15 April 2011 1:41

if ur name is in refrence to turets guy i award u a win

Livinia 11

Friday 15 April 2011 1:42

"Today, to impress my friends..." YDI.

SirEBC 7

Friday 15 April 2011 1:50

Copy cat.

Livinia 11

Friday 15 April 2011 2:03

Oh , I didn't even see the one before mine!

collegeadministr 0

Friday 15 April 2011 1:44

gee, what makes your friends so cool to begin with? I suggest hanging out with the outcasts from now on. they won't require any impressing.

lmaoatall 6

Friday 15 April 2011 1:48

was there apple butter spread on those three slices? mmmm just wondering! kinda craveing some boner BUTTer right about now!

doc_j 0

Friday 15 April 2011 1:51

today to impress my friend I let them sign my cast, most of em put douche or faggit. there really good friends. FYL

Pokeemon 3

Friday 15 April 2011 1:54

I wanna try it now

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