Money: Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate...

By gonkc - 04/03/2009 07:05 - United States

Today, to remind myself to write a check for my speech and debate team (Lynbrook Speech and Debate), I wrote "LSD money" on the back of my hand. The Vice Principal saw it, dragged me to the office, and called my parents. FML

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Today, I got sent to the principal's office because my Dad decided that instead of signing his name, he would sign, "Ms. Bigtits", because he wanted to make sure the teachers were paying attention to what their students handed in. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/03/2017 17:00 - United States - Troy

Today, I saw some pretty heinous graffiti on the urinal stall at school, so I opted to scribble it out. A supervisor came in the second the pen touched the stall. Now I have detention and have to scrub the entire stall clean as a "lesson". FML

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By Mac - 16/09/2009 17:05 - France

Today, I was called by my son's school. They said he'd been forging my signature and comments in his reading book. He didn't forge them. I don't know what's worse: my handwriting looking like a 6 year-old's, or being too cowardly to admit it. He has a week of lunch detention, but I still have my dignity. FML

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Today, I finally stood up for myself and beat the crap out of a bully at school, as my father told me to do. The kid and I were called to the principal's office, along with our parents. Inside my father's smirk faded when he saw that the kid's mom was his boss. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/03/2013 11:29 - United States - Charlottesville

Today, my teacher read my story about a haunted house for a class assignment. She liked it very much and turned it in to the office to be sent into a state writing competition. An hour later, I was called to the office where the guidance counselor called my work "disturbing" and said I "need help". FML

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By really - 13/11/2014 18:17 - Canada - Calgary

Today, my teacher "busted" me for writing down answers on my arm for a test. The so called "answers" was just a duck my little nephew had drawn on my hand the night before. She's actually trying to get me suspended over it. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2009 19:36 - United States

Today, I was taking the final exam for one of my classes. The teacher came over to my desk, grabbed my test and ripped it in half. Then he grabbed my hand and read the note I had written on it to remind myself to pay rent. FML

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By Brookie Bear - 04/04/2017 20:00

Today, I received a Saturday detention because the assignment I'd handed in had different handwriting. I've been practicing my handwriting skills for the past month. FML

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By jlol - 05/03/2015 14:32 - United States

Today, my teacher reached over to hand me a paper. I thought it would be funny to flinch and say, "Dad, please don't hit me". Unfortunately, he didn't think it was a joke, so I got questioned by the on-campus officer. FML

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By tiptoesjohnson - 19/01/2012 23:26

Today, I attempted to cheat on a test by writing some notes on my hand. During the test I had a question. I raised my hand. FML

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klassic09 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:11

haha yeah, I'm hoping you were able to explain yourself and get out of trouble. I mean, really, like someone would write a reminder for drug money on their hand... ok, it's probably happened, but still. haha

whattheeff 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 20:28

LMAO. what a weird coincedence ahah. i gotta admit, thats pretty funny, but I'm sure your principal would have been willing to let you explain yourself. Its not everyday that you find a debate team member that does LSD..

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bradley5055 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:15

lol thats better than having a spoon in your bag n ur parents thinking you use it for crack (a spoon dam it )

4wow4 0

Sunday 8 January 2012 4:54

im guessing u had fun tryin to talk urself out of that one? ;)

khaldun 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:16

Before everyone gets on the "why didn't you explain" soap box, people in authority at high schools tend to do a lot of big acting (dragging you to the office, calling your parents) before they even tell you why you're apparently in trouble. It's a poor intimidation tactic that frequently leads to them looking like idiots (such as in this case), but they never seem to learn. Basically the point was the OP probably didn't get the chance to explain until after this had all occurred. I've been there before... but I was practically laughing through the whole ordeal because I was thinking about how stupid the teacher trying to get me in trouble was going to feel after she found out what was really going on. XD

karmaking 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:17

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hanhanjr 0

Thursday 3 June 2010 4:40

that doesnt even make sense, douchebag

1215116a 14

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:36

Why would they deserve it for him seeing their hand? You sound like a freaking troll 'was you hand in your pants?' Your the pervert here dude.

1215116a 14

Tuesday 29 March 2011 22:36

Why would they deserve it for him seeing their hand? You sound like a freaking troll 'was you hand in your pants?' Your the pervert here dude.

Tcheasdfjkl_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:19

Hehe, I went to Lynbrook too! Unless you mean the one in New York.

KawaiiRoxas 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:30

What does LSD mean?

zach5432 3

Tuesday 16 November 2010 6:18

it's also known as acid

thantomaniac 0

Monday 19 September 2011 8:39

lysergic acid diethylamide

fatcow282 8

Saturday 24 March 2012 4:39

Its a strong drug to put it lighly

Justblue 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:34

What in the world is #14 talking about??? HOLY CRAP!

Bloodyskull 13

Wednesday 14 September 2016 13:30

He is the one one drugs atm. Don't worry, obvious troll is obvious.

mariposa93 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:38

At least you didn't have "must buy coke" on your other hand.

rainboweater_fml 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:39

What us LSD???

isuckok 11

Saturday 23 November 2013 18:53

A hallucination drug.

TryToBeKind 0

Wednesday 4 March 2009 21:41

Hopefully you got to explain yourself. Must have a low crime-rate at your school if the VP is going to pull you into the office for that one. #19 - LSD is basically acid, a drug people use to trip.