By Prinpette - 20/09/2011 21:20 - France

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Today, to show that he really wanted me to shave myself, my boyfriend pretended to go down on me, but instead of following through, he stuck a wad of gum in my pubic hair and got back up. FML
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DropTheDaggerxx 31

Hey, does everyone forget pubic hair is perfectly natural? If you think it's "gross", you're probably not old enough to touch a ******. Everyone has personal preferences but it's amazing how many people seem to think that it's some unspoken rule for chicks to shave EVERYWHERE.

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lmaoatall 6

Well Gumby, so hi to Pokey for me. He's here and he's going to stay Let's see what kind of fun we can have today.... Oh crap, that songs going to be stuck in my head now. Damn it!

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BellaBelle_fml 23

Just because someone doesn't shave their pubic hair doesn't mean that they are dirty. You can still have good hygiene and have pubic hair.

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perdix 29

Why did he just pretend? He should have done it and said, "When you get rid of that wad, I'll give you one of mine."

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dreamkayy 0

well since its such a big ****** deal, make his ass shave it for u

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CBlaze93 10

French are hairy down there. I hate hairy girls.

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missy232 0

Just shave, not that big of a deal and plus he'll probably stay down there longer.

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theoldsoul_fml 3

You should at least trim. However, don't shave it completely unless he likes the ****** of a 14-year-old girl. Pubic hair is there for a reason!

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perdix 29

Pubic hair is like facial hair or underarm hair -- utterly useless and subject to the cultural norms and trends. The only explanation of the existence of pubic hair I've heard has to do with concentrating aroma in the genital area to promote procreation. With all the training materials available (aka ****), everyone knows how to **** without have to know what pussy smells like. Also, there is no evolutionary purpose for ***********. It's just fun! The bush that showed idiot cavemen how to procreate is no longer needed.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Yes, by that logic no woman would like a man with a clean shaven face unless she was hankering after a prepubescent boy.

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wopandproud 0

Well that's possibly the stupidest thing I ever heard. Pubic hair is uncomfortable. I shave mine even when I know I'm not gonna be seeing my boyfriend because it's annoying! Lol

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radiomike 3

You have got to be kidding, no one ever HAS to shave if they don't want to and I worry about everyone in here saying what's the big deal. A real worry if everyone thinks they have to shave. My fiancé doesn't and I couldn't care less cause I love her

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jowho 0

Your right you shouldn't have to. But if the person your with just really can't stand it then something has to change between the two of them. A girl doesn't have to shave and I guy doesn't have to like it if she doesn't. I think it's kinda gross but to each Thier own

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thatdesertdude 7

Nobody HAS to shave, but the flip side is nobody HAS to go down on his/her significant other. Not everyone wants a face full of pubes every time. If its not at least trimmed, my face isn't going down there.

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bjobabygirl 12

Wow I really love what u just said I totally agree with you. If she doesn't want to shave leave it alone. plus I bet ur boyfriend doesn't even shave his stuff for you so don't do it , leave it just the way it is

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yamatelle 19

If you can braid into cornrows or make a weave out of it, that means it's time to shave it.

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