Animals: Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered...

By leahneedssleep - 11/07/2011 10:53 - Canada

Today, trying to make a good impression and be helpful, I volunteered to look after my manager's cat while she moves house. The cat hasn't stopped meowing since he got here this evening, it's now 4 am and I have work in the morning. FML

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By anonymous - 06/02/2015 05:16 - Australia - Mitcham

Today, my boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy, I still managed to get the blame when the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after my boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be "looking after it". FML

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By Anonymous - 19/10/2016 10:54 - Australia - Brisbane

Today, during my shift as a vet nurse, I picked up a gorgeous cat for cuddles, only to discover it was covered with pee. And now I am too. I still have 4 hours of my shift. FML

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Sweet baby

By Please stay alive - 13/10/2024 05:00 - United States

Today, I've been assigned to watch my friend's cat while he's away from home. His cat is 22 years-old and very grumpy. Most of my time has been spent making sure she's not dead, and getting attacked when I accidentally interrupt her naps. I've already got a few scratches. This is gonna be a long few days. FML

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HUMAN! I NEED ATTENTION!

By Mur - 09/09/2023 22:00

Today, my girlfriend called me four times in a row at work. Worried, I stepped outside and answered the phone. Through tears, she screamed, "It's the cat!" Was he sick or hurt? "NO! He won't stop meowing!" FML

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Telepathy?

By So tired - 24/05/2023 02:00 - United Kingdom

Today, my incredibly needy rescue cat - who knows she doesn't get to go into my bedroom at night - decided that she needed to wail and scratch the bedroom door from midnight until 5 a.m. Now that I'm awake, she's ignoring me because she knows I'm mad at her. FML

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By Chat - 04/03/2018 19:00

Today, my only day off this week, my cat decided that she wanted feeding at 5am and wouldn’t stop meowing till I filled up her bowl. She then refused to eat it. FML

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Obey, human

By Anonymous - 28/02/2023 12:00

Today, after struggling to fall asleep due to stress, my cat decided to wake me up by standing on me and meowing until I got up. Just for me to show him that my boyfriend had already put food in his dish. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/01/2014 18:52 - Dominican Republic - Santo Domingo

Today, and every other night since my new neighbors moved in two weeks ago, their cat has been standing outside my house meowing constantly up at my window, where my cat keeps standing and meowing back. It's like a feline version of Romeo and Juliet, and I can't sleep. FML

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Trust

By CoA - 06/09/2016 11:40 - United States - Dekalb

Today, at my new job, I realized I have been spending too much time with just my cat. As I passed some coworkers in the hall, I nodded and gave them the "slow blink of trust" that is used with cats. FML

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By notevencatnipworks - 27/08/2018 13:00

Today, as every day for the past three weeks, my girlfriend's cat kept us up from 3:30am crying nonstop. We've tried everything, and even exiled my well-behaved cat to keep him company. Now she cries because she feels she's being punished. Starting around 4am. FML

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ambowew 7

Monday 11 July 2011 19:11

That's a little ******* adorable.

Astroman129 7

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

Put music on & wear headphones. There you go.

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daisyloo 7

Monday 11 July 2011 19:19

Listen to music, ear plugs, put the cat in a different room if it isn't already? Lots if solutions:) but still FYL.

clouds7 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:21

well on the bright side you are on your bosses good side :D

all4pooh 4

Monday 11 July 2011 19:23

There are a load of solutions for your problem m'am :)

heyhihello95 12

Monday 11 July 2011 19:24

It's a cat. surely you can find something to shut it up.

hellokat1 0

Monday 11 July 2011 20:59

Maybe sleeping pills?

rainbo955 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:29

make sure he has food, water, litter box, a place to sleep and some toys. give him some milk an he will probably stop mewing. maybe he just wants to cuddle.

blacksswan 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 2:39

You never give a cat milk unless you want to clean up the runs afterwards.

rainbo955 0

Tuesday 12 July 2011 18:26

really? that's funny cause I give my cat milk as a treat quite often. never had they had diarrhea. it's it you give it excessive and way to often. -had cats my whole life-

blacksswan 10

Tuesday 12 July 2011 21:53

99% of cats can't digest milk and mine have had the runs after getting it. you might wanna get a substitute for milk such cat sip. Designed especially for cats who enjoy drinking milk as a treat or regularly (water provided on side) Along with that you even need to be aware of their proper nutrition. How do you know yours don't have the runs as they do it in the litter box and cover it up. Do you literally go in there and check what their stool looks like? I had to, to make sure even as a treat it is not upsetting them. What I found was not pretty. -Cats have been in our families for a long time, and I have been raising my own for almost all my life-

rainbo955 0

Thursday 14 July 2011 1:16

yes actually I do scoop their box and make sure there stool is looking healthy. it is a fact powdered cat substitute milk won't give them diarrhea like cows milk can, but it also has lots of preservatives and extracts in it making it not so healthy. as long as cows milk is given in moderation, there is nothing wrong with it. -raised/bred and born with cats my entire life, and my family owns a vet clinic.-