By Rover - 11/07/2016 19:03

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Today, unfortunately, my new husband's idea of foreplay is to tap me on the shoulder and tell me to roll over. I saved myself for marriage for this? FML
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FarFromHome_fml 17

You know you can still say no, right? Just because you're married doesn't mean you're forced to have sex every time he wants to. If you aren't feeling it say no. If you want him to put some effort in tell him so.

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askullnamedbilly 33

If he saved himself for marriage too and you're the kind of people who have a moral issue with things like ****, masturbation, sex ed etc., he might simply not know any better. Sit him down, tell him that women generally don't come as quickly and easily as men and that we usually need some work before the actual sex can happen. Good luck.

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kikzermeizer 7

Super annoying OP. Have either of you ever had sex? If not, then it's like doing anything else it'll get better the more you practise :D he's probably just as lost. If you have, ******* talk to him! Who does that?!

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alaskanessy 8

Good Lord, woman, open your damn mouth & say no. You both need to have a very honest conversation about what is lacking in your sex life. Can't believe you obey "roll over" like its a command.

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Bearsmomma 30

Without a follow-up there is no way to know if she complied or said no.

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Looseseal 1

If you're foolish enough to believe sex will be great the first time if you "save yourself, " then ydi. Learn from this lesson and don't believe the other bs your religion is feeding you.

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liyate 18

"And the little one said Roll over!"

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motoikkyu 13

You may become resentful over time, that is likely. This can become a "deal-breaker", so better to intervene now and insist on some couples counseling: this provides a safe environment to discuss intimacy issues. It could save your sanity and your marriage.

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Jay18 22

I'm 15 and a virgin please someone define foreplay

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brainfever 1

It's what sex partners do before the "main" sex act, usually penetration. Since the huge majority of women are not ready for sex at the drop of the hat, foreplay is necessary for it to be fun (and not painful, since sex without lubrication is generally the worst). I wish I could tell every 15-year-old this so I'm going to risk sounding preachy: it is absolutely essential that both partners are enthusiastic and explicitly willing to have sex every time. The OP's FML is not a good example of this. Also, BE SAFE, use condoms, don't be in a rush to do anything that makes you uncomfortable. And whether you're a boy or girl, no one has the right to pressure you into sex. Good luck!

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Le_ponderer 14

#74, foreplay is when you spend time kissing, stroking and touching each other so that you become more comfortable (sexually) with each other. It is essential for setting the right mood for lovemaking.

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brainfever 1

Everybody please stop scolding the OP for waiting until marriage. The hypocritical pressure on girls to be "pure," plus a lack of decent sexual education for everybody, is the culprit here.

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ScottyR78 5

Really hope this is a certain woman in Colorado. Lol

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jvanevery 19

this is why everybody should have premarital sex it's like a test drive on a new car

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