Kids: Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so...

By Annoymous - 03/09/2009 10:19 - Australia

Today, walking home from work, I saw a little boy crying, so I crouched down to his eye level. I asked him what was wrong, his reply was to kick me in the groin. FML

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By jessica - 17/02/2009 23:56 - United States

Today, I was working the register at a local grocery store. A kid about 5 years old was having trouble zipping his jacket. I reached out to help him and he started screaming "No bad touch bad touch!" and kicked me in the knee. Everyone looked. FML

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By bbbkingsey - 23/07/2009 07:10 - United States

Today, while walking through the park, a little boy came running up to me and hit me in the nuts with a stick. I fell on the ground and looked up just in time to see his mom giving him the thumbs up with a smile on her face. FML

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By ViviMage - 20/07/2018 20:30

Today, while working in a blood drawing clinic, a mom sat in the chair holding her 4-year-old child, who kicked me square in the groin. Being a heavyset lady, I shrugged it off and collected the sample, while the child screamed, "Kicking worked on the last man that did this!" FML

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By Omar Khalaf - 28/09/2017 01:30

Today, when I called my 2-year-old son over for a hug, he giggled and squealed as he ran over to me. He then stopped in front of me, punched me in the bollocks, and walked away quite happily whilst I was doubled over in pain. FML

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By Anonymous - 18/09/2011 21:24 - United States

Today, I was kicked in the crotch. The girl who did it thought I was her ex-boyfriend. I'm a girl. FML

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By Agax - 08/10/2013 00:21 - United States - Riverside

Today, I was playing soccer when a player kicked the ball at my crotch. In pain, I kneeled down. The referee came up to me and whispered, "The smaller they are, the more it hurts." FML

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By rhcp007 - 13/06/2017 17:00 - United Kingdom - Potters Bar

Today, I went to drop my little brother off at the nursery. As I walked in, a boy punched me in the dick and ran away. FML

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Run!

By Anonymous - 05/11/2011 01:21 - United States

Today, I was dared to walk home through a rough part of town. My rep hung in the balance, so I accepted. A kid kicked a football in my direction, so I kicked it back at him hard. It hit him in the nuts, and the next thing I know, I'm running for my life from three bald, shirtless, six-packed thugs. FML

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By TKDConnor92 - 22/07/2011 10:51 - United Kingdom

Today, I was helping a 7 year-old student in my martial arts class with his kicks. My reward? A surprisingly powerful kick to the testicles. FML

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ARE YOU ******* SORRY?

By Evelyn - 19/03/2012 20:18 - United States

Today, I was at the park with my friends. We were all having fun on the swings, when out of nowhere I heard a thud, followed by a child crying. Turns out I accidentally kicked him in the head. FML

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Thursday 3 September 2009 16:37

Can you blame him? His parents probably taught him well not to talk to strangers, and here you get all up in his face. If I was him, I would've freaked out and kicked you, too. It's a shame that we have to warn our kids about things like this, but that's just how it is

justmyluck1212 0

Thursday 3 September 2009 16:16

kids aren't always sweet peaches.. FYL

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adidaman 3

Monday 7 September 2009 17:46

lol stalker

popoman 0

Saturday 26 September 2009 5:48

You should kick his balls!!!

gingerbreadpup08 0

Tuesday 29 September 2009 3:51

One of the many reasons I avoid children whenever possible.

kile88 2

Friday 6 November 2009 14:58

ever heard of the "never talk to strangers" saying??

brianjman14 22

Tuesday 17 November 2009 4:14

kick him back but ydi, ever heard of "STRANGER DANGER!"

jakeidk 0

Tuesday 29 December 2009 7:41

at least he was nice about it... YDI but good job trying to help a lil kid FYL ouch

u_killed_kenny_ 0

Tuesday 2 March 2010 4:15

THAT is why you don't help little children

nanner6206 24

Saturday 18 June 2016 12:59

Absolutely, it's much better to leave a small CRYING child to figure things out for himself. Who knows, maybe a real pedophile will kidnap him. We wouldn't want to help or save a kid. Especially one that could be lost or hurt. Jesus OP, Wtf is wrong with you- trying to be helpful. You should be ashamed.