By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
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ps15 0

not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you

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KyleCaster 0

What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...

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poison29 0

#131 - so go get one. your parents bought you a new car for your 16th birthday...? i like #89.

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mattmag 0

He was just breaking it in for you. Anyway, you're damn lucky to get a car for you 16th birthday. I can't even afford insurance, let alone the car itself, and I'm 19. It sucks to be reliant on your roommate and hobo-infested buses for transportation.

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e_wizzle19 0

this is not an FML at all. you just sound like a spoiled little brat. they bought you a car and your not even happy jsut because they accidently crashed it?! they are gonna fix it, i am sure you can wait a couple days to get it. i have to buy my own car. you are a stuck up snobby little kid.

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dancercuity922 0

at least your parents would buy you a car for your 16th. count your blessings.

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preppyrichgrlxox 0

of course i don't write like that is school ahahah. it's called fast typing, not careing to fix it, and slang version of stuff so u don't have to write so much. and i'm actually rlyrlyrly good @ school. i have straight A's :) i may be rich but i actually am pretty nice, pretty, smart, have great paerents, and may be spoiled...but i rly am a great person and do deserv the porsche. besides, a porsche is more lowclass in my town anyway lol. i was gonna get a range rover but it's too big. i'm getting one of those for my 18th b-day b4 i go away to colledge :) lol (not to rub it in or anything)

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FML for your dad. #136 is a troll.

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eveofrevolution1 0

Dude, stop bitching. I didn't get my license until I was 18 and am still too poor to afford a car. You rich little snots are so selfish and conceited, you are so oblivious to the economic state of the rest of the 95% of the world, most of whom are so poor they eat one meal in a week... maybe. God... grow up and open your eyes you whiny little prick.

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alawoo 0

Wth? So what happens? Your dad fixes your car.. and then you still get a car!! What is the problem? You're obviously very unappreciative and ungrateful. You're lucky your dad got you anything at all. That's more than what a lot of kids get. stupidbitttch.

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CaptainJellyBean 0

Don't be afraid for HIS safety at all. It's your precious car at risk. Because, you know, father's are so replaceable.

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