By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML
I agree, your life sucks 58 348
You deserved it 14 853

Same thing different taste

Top comments

ps15 0

not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you

KyleCaster 0

What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...

Comments

friday was my 15th birthday. my parents took me to paris for that occasion. when i woke up that morning, i expected to awaken to a beautiful meal and lovely day of shopping and seeing the eifel tower, my all time favorite spot. INSTEAD, I was rudely awaken by my parents arguing. All the reservations and walking around were canceled because my parents were to busyarguing and then having make-up sex. I spent my birthday in my room watching re-runs of old shows on the computor and picking up broen objects my parents had thrown at each other. whats worse, is my 4 best friends went to six flags and forgot to say anything. so stfu, at least your parents remebered and got you something meaningful! and you have a great story in the future

lizz1234 0

#61 is probably a liar. and if not, he/she doesn't deserve a porsche, especially if he/she can't use proper english. (or even spell porsche.)

captainmaharet 1

YDI for for your sense of entitlement, spoiled brat.

I hope your Dad is okay! Also, if he bought you a new car... I bet he is pretty upset he crashed it and will more than likely get it fixed.

man kids are such brats. my parents dont buy me anything ,and i wouldnt want them to. earn your stuff for yourself. and dont bitch because ur dad hit the car HE bought you. god damn it , i hate little bratty girls

Uhh I didn't even get a cake for my 16th birthday because both of my parents were busy with work. Not to mention that my parents didn't even remember my 17th birthday until before I went to bed last year. Your life isn't effed at all. Consider yourself lucky.

bergss77 0

your dad is mentally retarded.

morgan_5230 0

wow, you have parents that will actually buy a car for you. I don't see the FML in this at all. like #107 said, consider yourself lucky.

lexi_lu 0

Hahah that's what yyou get for being a dumb bitch..you shouuld have let your parents just surprise you..I got punished on my 16th birthday for asking to go out to dinner..and when I was 18 my parents decided to go out leave me home alone to wait and showed up back home 10 at night..on a sunday..so I didn't have a birthday dinner that night..and not on my 16th 17th or 18th birthday did I get a car .. That's why now I work go to school pay for my own shit and don't have to answer to anybody or rely on anyone for anything..I'd hate to be you spoiled rich kids who have to answer to people because you don't know what its like to be independent..and # 61 my parents brought me to a BMW dealership and said they were buying me a 745 when I was 16 also.. And I'm still waiting for it 5 years later ..and I'm lucky if they got me a card that year..parents just like to shut their ANNOYING kids up especially when they are spoiled little ***** who cant even spell connecticut right OR porsche..

mehwhateverr 0

be thankful you got a new car for your 16th birthday in the first place.