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omg that so sucks!!!! i'm 15 and next year when i turn 16 my parents are getting me a car :D. ik i'm not gonna be able to use it much since the connecticute law is that u have to go through like almost a year of driving school....but w/e! i can't wait!!!! (i'm getting a porsh! :DDDD) i hope my dad doesn't crash mine lol. but yea...that rly sucks. hope he pays to fix it lol
ugh... this isn't a FML at all. You got a car, and your 16... most people wont have a car until at least 3 years down the road from then.. Be happy you got a f'ken car.
shut the **** up, not everybody gets a car on their 16th birthday you ungrateful little ****... your life doesn't suck, stupid ****
Okay you guys are really stupid, just because the Op said NEW car doesn't mean it's new just that it's new to her. And so the **** what if her 'rents have the money to buy her a car, if someone bought y'all a gift and then broke it y'all would still be pissed so, stfu. And how is she a bitch? So what it's her birthday. And her dad probably wasn't even hurt, because I don't think someone would be so callous as to post this FML with their father in the hospital. Happy LATE birthday:)
#8...Yeah his/her insurance rates are going to skyrocket..everyone knows that when you hit something and nobody else is around to see it you HAVE to report it to the insurance company. FAIL for you sir FAIL.
Buy your own damn car, like most people do. Not everyone has parents that will actually buy us a car for our sixteenth birthday. And like #55 said, you should NOT expect something like a car for anything. Be glad your parents actually got you one; you can still drive it, even if it's not perfectly shiny and new.
dude that sucks. What car was it by the way?
**** you, you got a ******* car. who gives a shit if you have a car with a dent, or wait for it to be fixed, maybe you should be less of a bitch.
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not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...