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Be happy you were even getting a car, you snobby bitch.
OH MY GOD! WHAT A HORRIBLE LIFE! YOU HAVE TO WAIT FOR YOUR FREE CAR TO BE FIXED!
My God, your Dad runs into something and all you care about is your sweet little car. Was your first reaction "is my Dad ok?" Probably not. Be thankful you got a car and shut the **** up.
And now your car is like the rest of ours.
well at least once its fixed you'll have a new car :D and don't get mad at your dad, he bought that car for you
FML for your dad. After paying all that for the car in the first place he has to pay more to fix it AND he doesn't have a present to give you on your 16th birthday.
friday was my 15th birthday. my parents took me to paris for that occasion. when i woke up that morning, i expected to awaken to a beautiful meal and lovely day of shopping and seeing the eifel tower, my all time favorite spot. INSTEAD, I was rudely awaken by my parents arguing. All the reservations and walking around were canceled because my parents were to busyarguing and then having make-up sex. I spent my birthday in my room watching re-runs of old shows on the computor and picking up broen objects my parents had thrown at each other. whats worse, is my 4 best friends went to six flags and forgot to say anything. so stfu, at least your parents remebered and got you something meaningful! and you have a great story in the future
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not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you
What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...