Transportation: Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised...

By crashednowcrushed - 26/04/2009 00:44 - United States

Today, was my 16th birthday and I was supposed to be surprised with a new car. I have overheard my parents talking about bringing it home tonight while I was at a friend's house. We snuck back to my house to see them bring my car home. All I saw was my Dad crash my new car into a street lamp. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/04/2012 04:57 - United States - Paducah

Today, it was my 16th birthday. My surprise was a new car, that is now in the side of the garage because my mom lost control while driving it around front. FML

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Sweet Sixteen

By Anonymous - 17/09/2021 13:59 - Netherlands

Today, it's my 16th birthday. My parents forgot about it, and planned a weekend out of town. I was alone on my birthday. FML

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By RaceCar - 12/02/2010 19:24 - United States

Today, it's my sixteenth birthday and my mom promised me she'd buy me a car. She came home with a toy lego car. FML

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By totallymyfaultyeah - 18/07/2017 05:00

Today, it was my 23rd birthday. I didn't make it to my party because I was rear-ended on the way there by a 16-year-old in a red mustang going 50+ mph. My birthday cake landed in my lap and I was yelled at by his mother for getting chocolate icing on their insurance card. FML

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Lower your expectations

By Brilliant... - 25/05/2011 17:44 - United Kingdom

Today, it was my birthday. Some 17 year-olds will receive cars as presents from their parents. Mine, however, booked me a plot in the local graveyard. FML

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Sick ride, dude

By RdL - 12/12/2024 18:00 - United States

Today, my parents said that they bought me a car. I had been begging for one for a year and they always said that I would have to pay for it myself. I got really excited and went to the garage to see my new ride. It was a Hot Wheels car with a note saying, "Save your money". FML

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By badbirthday - 16/03/2009 20:51 - Canada

Today, is my 16th birthday. Thinking that my parents would be out of town for it like they had every other year, I decided it would be fun to tan nude in my backyard. Apparantly my parents set up a surprise party for my sweet 16. I was standing naked infront of half my school. FML

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By Nchristine - 27/05/2010 20:59 - United States

Today, I came home to find my dad had backed into my already crappy car. The reason they didn't buy me a nicer car in the first place was they were afraid I'd wreck it. FML

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By as-salamu alaykum, motherfucker - 05/04/2014 22:04 - United Kingdom - Birkenhead

Today, I was having my birthday party. My dad showed up late, blind drunk, and drove his car straight through my garage door. FML

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You deserved it 3 513

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

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ps15 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:19

not really a fml you have parents who would buy you a car for your birthday and i really doubt they wouldn't spend the money to fix it up for you

KyleCaster 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 9:16

What your dad probably should have done was just park it in the garage or driveway, rather than drive it into a street lamp. Now it's all banged up...

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djwhaaat 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:18

Awwww how cute, your dad has down syndrome.

kissingintherain 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:20

you get a car for your 16th birthday? spolied! some people have to work to get their cars!

juggyjones 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:25

at least you're getting a car. and i really doubt your dad did it on purpose.

look_its_me 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:37

oh well...that sucks but at least you have parents who got you a car for your bday

wolfman1224 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:40

You have nothing to complain about. Whats worse, having to wait a few weeks after your birthday for your new car to be out of the shop, or not getting a car at all like most other 16 year olds...

asshole23 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:41

Sounds like you made up the car crash part of the story just to write something on this site. Happy birthday.

tWitt3rBuG 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:52

Dude you getting a car at 16 yet you complaining? What an ungrateful twit! Your parents deserve better, seriously. You got a damn car, be a sport and be appreciative! Who cares if a stupid car is hit, as long as your dad is well and fine be happy! Wtf is wrong with you? Spoilt brat

katieatorz 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 17:55

boo hoo

jagg3d3d93 0

Sunday 26 April 2009 18:18

BOO HOO IM 16 AND I GOT A ******* BRAND NEW CAR FOR MY ******* BIRTHDAY WAHHHH MY DAD DID A LITTLE DAMAGE TOO IT BOOOOOO The real world is going to tear you apart OP, people like you are ridiculous expecting everything to be pristine and thinking they deserve it, do some work and buy your own car you spoiled bitch. I hope you total the car while you and your friend are listening to the jonas brothers and complaining about how your new D&G purse doesnt match your armani outfits. Boo hoo grow the **** up.