By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States
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This is a Nearly FML. It’s an FML, nearly. It got positive votes from the users, by wasn’t approved by our team.
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Polionixon
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Maybe shes been traumatized... She could be hiding something from you.... I don't think theirs anything wrong with her. Stop being douche bags people
ozymandias_fml
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Well, at least it was your wedding night. Just don't turn in the wedding papers, and you won't ever even have to get a divorce.
Wow people are seriously evil. Ever think that maybe she had some sort of trauma (sexual abuse) and that's why she freaked? Sorry to hear about that, kinda a bummer, but your just gonna have to figure out what her issues are. You obviously cared enough to put off sex until after you were married. I hope you two get things figured out soon.
ozymandias_fml
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#409 -- things would be different had the wife been honest up front and not a liar.
yyyyyyyyyyyyeah.... good thing you got all that religion to fill your soul.... allllll that religion.... yep...... how are the blue balls?
#10... douche bag.
Poor her, she must be so afraid! waiting for marraige... she must have thought of sex being a bigger deal than it really is... btw... why would you write this? what if she finds it? that would ruin your marraige altogether and on your wedding night? ... :S just saying...
amazingkate
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unless things have worked out since, your life is ****** ****** ******. this is why i'm for sex before marriage. not because i support promiscuity and stds, but because of these issues people have sometimes. i'd wanna know before i got hitched. (i hope it doesn't sound like i'm saying people with sex issues don't deserve to get married.) counselor now. even if it's not that serious, this is still major buzzkill wedding night shenanegins.
BAMF4321
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Why the **** would you wait until you are married?!?! And second ******* slap a hoe!
BAMF4321
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Why the **** would you wait until you are married?!?! And second ******* slap a hoe!
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I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!
I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.