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By honeymoondisaster - 23/05/2009 04:44 - United States

Spicy
Today, was my wedding night. We had decided to wait until marriage to have sex. When I undressed and smiled at my new wife, she burst into tears and cried, "please don't make me do this." FML
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Top comments

Authoress 0

I'm sorry to hear that. Please be patient with her, hopefully she'll come around soon!

I'm sure she's just nervous and clearly has very little idea about sex... sounds like her parents told her it was a scary bad thing and left it at that.

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OooK_fml 0

Holy shit...LMAO...That really sucks. I hope things got better.

testing_fml 0

I think this is a dilemma. I truly have respect for the willpower of people who want to wait until marriage. On the other side, this is a perfect example why the idea itself is stupid. I mean, sure...you don't have to get it on as soon as you know one's name, but you religious guys'n gals could loosen up a bit and at least, say, sleep with each other after the engagement. To make sure, that even the last thing in your relationship works out, before it's too late. My advice for you is first to ask her why she was so afraid (if she doesn't love you, dump her) and she doesn't tell or admits that she is too scared of doing it, get her a shrink. Sorry for you.

67Camaro 0

looks like ur stuck wit old mister handy haha

She must have been a wreck knowing that after the wedding when you guys went to go to bed you would be expecting to have sex with her. And dreading that, since the time you guys made the no sex pact.

mattmalin11 0

At least you know shes not cheating on you ): but that sucks, any man has the right to get laid

It's always a good idea to wait until marraige...this chick is just something strange.

chrisy92 0

I think when I grow up and marry I will be in her place :( OMG :S

There's nothing to be afraid of. It's fun =)

so...your wife couldn't stand looking at another naked girl? o.o