By wetdreams - 05/02/2012 00:35 - Canada

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

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omfg_creepers 8

Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

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bubo_fml 10

Sigmund Freud said that when you dream of losing teeth, it's repressed guilt from excessive masturbation. Sounds like you need to get in touch with yourself!

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scice03 8

Ha! I've done that! Gross.

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akg98 13

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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HungryHipppo 0

Maybe you should brush your teeth before you go to bed and maybe you wont dream about it.

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needsagf14 12

Idk what's worse, that or the fact that you dream about brushing your teeth...

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chronick89 5

Try taking the hint and go to the dentist or something

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hobojo69 23

Hehehe o my god that's pretty funny! FYL but seriously you got to admit its funny

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GnarShreder13 0

u know teeth dreams have meaning behind them. like dreams about them falling out n shit

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vrgsjsn24 2

Dreams with teeth mean death!!! Very scary.

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