By wetdreams - 05/02/2012 00:35 - Canada

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

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omfg_creepers 8

Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

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KatieAvery 0

I did that like two weeks ago! I felt so dumb! :p

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kitsune3 20

You people who are going on about the dream meaning OP should brush more/less or w/e are dense. Dreams are like riddles; They all have meanings, and the meanings are NEVER what they appear to be.

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onealmxwilson 18

Wow do you love to brush your teeth that much?

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tracey_r74 1

This has happened to me, too!

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bmwmv8 4

Man I do that sometimes. It SUCKS! But it sure gets me up for school.

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Bcfrmkc816 17

So your a spitter not a swallower ?

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