By wetdreams - 05/02/2012 00:35 - Canada

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

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omfg_creepers 8

Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

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SoccerGod234 0

I guess that you smell like dog poop in the morning.

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mrbattleman 10

=O when you spit in your dream, you spit for real!

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Pentium_4 27

lucky. i keep having a dream where a tarantula crawls onto my face -.-

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littlemsweirdo 12

Lol, OP's username is very punny!

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MandyMeow_fml 18

Maybe your subconscious is trying to tell you something..

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xxmel 6

Maybe your dream is trying to tell you that you need to brush away something in real life, and get it off your conscience. That's my attempt at being a physiologist.

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xxmel 6

I meant *psychologist. Autocorrect :(

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jtthegr8 26

"im so good, i can do it in my sleep"

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Burrito_Time 5

Now imagine if you would of dreamed taking a shit???

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