By wetdreams - 05/02/2012 00:35 - Canada

Today, was the fifth night I've dreamed of brushing my teeth. I wake up about three times a night because as I spit in my dream, I actually spit on my face as I'm sleeping. FML
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Mirorbo 26

I'm very sorry... But I just can't help but to laugh at this one, darling. Maybe you should brush your teeth more often when you're awake. It'll make you feel better.

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omfg_creepers 8

Try sleeping on your stomach without suffocating or drowning in your spit.

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Clamcreepy 7

Well look on the bright side at least you don't have to wash your face in the morning since you like to get things done early. (and that user name is Grade A stuff OP)

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yuzuhere 21

Good for you! You're brushing three times a day!

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1x1y 12

Dreams about brushing your teeth have to do with self confidence. You should look it up.

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SoultheWolf 19

That takes talent to spit on your face...

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princess151617 4

I've done that before except I was pissed at someone and was spitting in there face and spit on my face instead. Lol

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Daiyuki 5

Oh the irony. Good metaphor for karma too

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spongebobby617 0

I keep having a dream Michael Jackson us at the foot of my bed in a hospital dress with a knife in hand!

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Haha_no_123 11

That kind of dream would make me wake up with the sheets Soaked

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Jannettecooks 1

They say when you dream about your teeth, you are under extreme amounts of stress.

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crazybeauty95 2

That's kinda funny and I bet that a shrink could find a deep creepy psychological explanation for this :) try taking a sleeping pill before bed

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crazyblackchick 0

Your body is giving you hints.

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